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lube

little rascals/ any olsen twins movie/ any movie with young children dvd

case of beer

paper towels

 

or

 

wood garden stakes

bible

garlic

mirror (although comment must be made--why can't i see you in the mirror?)

i would like to see this one improved upon

 

or

 

lube

condoms

dog diaper

choker collar

 

or

 

gunpowder

pipe and caps

smoke bomb (for a fuse if you couldn't see where this was going)

map of all local walmarts

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1) Extra-value size package of enema's

2) Bottle of KY jelly

3) Extra-value size pack of condoms

4) 4 Gerbils

 

 

 

 

Note: This is taken directly off of a reciept that Marc left at Anthony's house. :marc2:

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1) Extra-value size package of enema's

2) Bottle of KY jelly

3) Extra-value size pack of condoms

4) 4 Gerbils

 

 

 

 

Note: This is taken directly off of a reciept that Marc left at Anthony's house. :marc2:

 

I read this and spit pop all over my laptop...thanks

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zip ties

lube ( which ever you prefer)

ice

one of those soft ass pillows

 

 

and tell the clerk that you found a wild girl walking down the street, but your not sure her age..... and she is gonna need this stuff in a lil bit( have to have a smile on your face while saying all this)

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