Sam1647545489 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 I got a girl in my house that I want out now and she wont leave......Damn it help me batman....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 What does she charge? Flat rate or Half hourly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pikey Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 http://www.witnit.org/images/bat.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Empty your fridge so it looks like you have no food. Fat girls don't like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted December 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Empty your fridge so it looks like you have no food. Fat girls don't like that. She is 90# soaking wet, and she pays me....kekekekekekekekekekekekgay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Get a baseball bat and carry the body out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 She is 90# soaking wet, and she pays me....kekekekekekekekekekekekgay In that case, wake her up and tell her it's Monday morning and she has to leave before she's late for school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted December 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 In that case, wake her up and tell her it's Monday morning and she has to leave before she's late for school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 pics? <lol@mallard> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balian Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Dude, I have land in TX...We can bury her and they will never find her..rofl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evl Mdgt Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 throw a cupcake outside in the yard and tell her to go fetch.... then when she runs outside after it, lock the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Tell her the INS is doing a sweep in the area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
street pilot Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 tell her you are not an anorexia rehab. facility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted December 11, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Should I post a pic on here or what guys. I will think about it at dinner then see what everyone says on here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 idk. im down for a short skinny chick, but @ 90 lbs, shes too much of one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 "Get your clothes on and get the fuck out" always worked for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 depends if you ever want her comeing back.. just tell her your wife/ girlfirend is coming home in an hour lol or tell her you gotta roll to you r parents house and she cant come tell her you gotta go to the hospital your g/f is giving birth to your son or you can jsut start a rant.. start throwing shit screaming about nothign at all.. she will eventually get scared and leave by herself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88lx5oh Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 haha or......... pull down your pants and show her your vagina aaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Send her to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TurboTank Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 juss fake having to be somewhere soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan9381 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 tell her youre HIV positive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 Give her a hot lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bhobs Posted December 11, 2005 Report Share Posted December 11, 2005 just start acting totally crazy and start throwing things at her i know that would make me wanna leave lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PonyPimpstress1647545491 Posted December 12, 2005 Report Share Posted December 12, 2005 yes pics look at her when she isnt saying anything and yell WHO YOU CALLIN PSYCO nther Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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