Nitrousbird Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 My god, I shouldn't be wrapping presents. But I'm not taking all of these damn gifts to get wrapped. My tape content is about 3x what normal people use to wrap presents. I've had to add extra pieces to cover certain parts, things are all crooked, and crumpled sides just add to the charm, right? Wrapping presents sucks. Now I ran out of paper and have to run out and get some more. PITA I tell ya, but at least I've finished ALL of my Xmas shopping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I went to 2co's cabaret on Saturday and their Christmas show has a great skit about wrapping presents (or lack thereof), very funny skit. He actually talked about how he always leaves a small blank square open no matter how big the piece of paper is and how small the thing is he is wrapping. The conclusion of it was to wrap everything in trash bags and put a bow on it. You’d hate it if my Uncle were related to you. He wraps everything perfect[/i]. He even lines up the patterns on the bottom of the wrapping paper where the two sides come together. Yeah, lots of stuff about this Holiday Season sucks, including wrapping presents. Although I can wrap better than a retard, I still don't like doing it. At least I got all of my shopping done yesterday, just started on Saturday. I usually wait until Christmas Eve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 so, retarded kids wrap presents better than you. and retarded kids make fun of you for going up the down elevator at the movie theater? sounds like retarded kids own you, joe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 so, retarded kids wrap presents better than you. and retarded kids make fun of you for going up the down elevator at the movie theater? sounds like retarded kids own you, joe. Was it one of those mythical one way elevators that just go either up or down? Those are terribly inefficient, if you ask me; you only get one use out of them - after they go up, they just stay up there, since they can't come back down. Using escalators seems to be much more economical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black00ws6 Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Same here.. after a few tries, I just roll the ends up and tape the shit out of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
excell Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Check it out - I'm rapping too! For every rhyme I write Is 25 to life To all my peoples in the Bridge Know what I'm talking 'bout, right Ain't no time for hesitation That only leads to incarceration You don't know me, there's no relation Cuz Queens ****as don't play I don't got time for the he say, she say I'm bigga than dat Claiming that you packing gats But you scared to get locked Once you get upon the Island Change your ways and stop Thirteen years in the projects, my hard times of living Wake up in the morning Thank God I'm still living Sometimes I wonder, do I deserve to live? Or I am going to hell for all the shit I did No time to dwell on that Cuz my brain reacts Front if you want ****a Lay on ya back I don't fake jax Kid, you know I bring it to ya live Stay in a child's place, kid you outta line Criminal mind thirsty for recognition mission I'm strictly sipping E&J like got my mind flipping I'm buggin diggin ..... over hustling Get that loot kid You know my motherfucking function Cause as long as I'm alive I'ma live illegal And once I get it I'ma put it on my people React quick to lyrics Like macs I hit... Your dome up When I roll up, don't get caught sleepin' 'Cause I'm creepin' ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Was it one of those mythical one way elevators that just go either up or down? Those are terribly inefficient, if you ask me; you only get one use out of them - after they go up, they just stay up there, since they can't come back down. Using escalators seems to be much more economical. uh, yeah. right. thats it. <doh> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evl Mdgt Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 fuck wrapping.. I stuff anything I can in those little bags with that tissue paper stuff. hell yeah... thats what i did this year. Besides... whats the point in wrapping them up anyway... they are just going to rip the shit out of the paper and throw it on the floor anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I'm good at wrapping presents. My mom has me wrap all the presents for my siblings and their kids every year. Our whole living room on Christmas is filled with presents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Was it one of those mythical one way elevators that just go either up or down? Those are terribly inefficient, if you ask me; you only get one use out of them - after they go up, they just stay up there, since they can't come back down. Using escalators seems to be much more economical. Doesn't matter. Point of the story is Joe was schooled by a retarded kid working at a movie theater. That's funny shit, no matter how you slice it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AngryBMW Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 I was yelled at by the same retard...fuck that bitch. She doesnt know me!! -Marc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evl Mdgt Posted December 20, 2005 Report Share Posted December 20, 2005 Was this at Easton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 That's why Erica does the wrapping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 That's why Erica does the wrapping. Pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Pics? http://columbusracinghosting.com/ahsieh/wrap.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 LOL! I left myself open for that one. Damn you, Mr. 2! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 This thread is worthless without pics Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex1647545498 Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Why do people want pics of presents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 if you cant wrap it, duck it. http://www.tooled-up.com/artwork/ProdImage/TB29505.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Total Sign Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Was it one of those mythical one way elevators that just go either up or down? Those are terribly inefficient, if you ask me; you only get one use out of them - after they go up, they just stay up there, since they can't come back down. Using escalators seems to be much more economical. Shit, it took to the third post for someone to post a pissed off reply. Damn NB, people are getting more and more friendly. Normally takes only one post! Oh, check out bags. Work great, and reusable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sully Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 if you cant wrap it, duck it. http://www.tooled-up.com/artwork/ProdImage/TB29505.jpg HAHA!!! Funny thing is, I actually did this to one of my cousins several years ago. It was a cd case. I wrapped it with regular wrapping paper (to protect the cd case), then wrapped that with an entire roll of duck tape and then wrapped that up with regular wrapping paper again. It took her like 1/2 an hour to open it. My entire family was laughing the whole time. Ah, the good old days. Another quick story. A few years before that, I actually wrapped up a piece of coal for the same cousin. She didn't find it too funny. Everyone else did though. Damn, I'm a mean cousin...hehehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Why do people want pics of presents? Action pics. Video would be even better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted December 21, 2005 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 Doesn't matter. Point of the story is Joe was schooled by a retarded kid working at a movie theater. That's funny shit, no matter how you slice it. I'm man enough to admit a retarded kid can do things (like wrapping) that I can't. They can drool better than me too, which sucks, because I thought I was pretty good at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 lmao @ this whole thread! occasionally, i love being on cr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 21, 2005 Report Share Posted December 21, 2005 screw wrapping paper!!!! base coat clear coat the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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