coty061885 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Hahahaha, poor bastard. Or should I say lucky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BusterHymen Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 well he IS alive. Just not the sexual tyranosarus he once was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BusterHymen Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 OMG have you guys seen the news? I ll link the clip here It turns out that Chuck Norris is not only not the baddest mofo around, but is now dead!! turns out that there is another who is more bad-asser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 i fear for your life. chuck will be visiting you any second to deliver the immaculate RhK that was pretty funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlowZ06 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 This has already been proven. Chuck Norris > Mustang. While pondering the winner of a contest between an immovable object and an irresistable force, Chuck Norris (an omnipotent being) created Team Colt. The end of the world is now imminent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BusterHymen Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 The Norris is dead, hail to the Rogers But to Chucks credit it did take a hell of a lot of people to take him out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cgotti Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Dunno, but Mr. T would beat both at the same time. :bs: Steven Segal(sp) ownes all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BusterHymen Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 you die. you die and you go to hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 Gary Busey > * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted January 12, 2006 Report Share Posted January 12, 2006 This has already been proven. Chuck Norris > Mustang. While pondering the winner of a contest between an immovable object and an irresistable force, Chuck Norris (an omnipotent being) created Team Colt. The end of the world is now imminent. What... The... ... :head explodes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Jeff, seriously, shrink your dumbass sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGraw Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 This has already been proven. Chuck Norris > Mustang. While pondering the winner of a contest between an immovable object and an irresistable force, Chuck Norris (an omnipotent being) created Team Colt. The end of the world is now imminent. +1 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RX-7 Addict Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 10 Things you must know about Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 4. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 5. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. 6. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. 7. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 8. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". 10. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black00ws6 Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. [/b] Oh my god, best one yet.. even better than the POW one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaTS1200 Posted January 13, 2006 Report Share Posted January 13, 2006 10 Things you must know about Chuck Norris: 1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month. 3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 4. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 5. Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. 6. Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf. 7. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 8. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". 10. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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