joke of the day.

[Skinner]

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?

 

A: They take the psycho path.

 

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change

 

Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

 

A: You are fine. How am I?

[Gergwheel1647545492]

I personally thought this was pretty good:

 

So I'm on one of those little airplanes the other day, you know the kind that only seats like 30 people, and the stewardess comes by and asks me what my weight is...

I ask her why she needs to know and she tells me that on these little planes, they calculate the combined weight of all the passengers so they only have to bring just enough fuel to get to where they're going.

 

I WEIGH FOUR THOUSAND FUCKING POUNDS! FILL ER UP!

 

Because the LAST thing I want to do is end up starving to death in the mountains because a bunch of women lied about their WEIGHT!

[chrismindless]

^^^ Thats so true ...

 

Women lie about their weight and age like men lie about how they are gonna still love them the day after

[black00ws6]

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?

 

A: They take the psycho path.

 

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

 

A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change

 

Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

 

A: You are fine. How am I?

 

 

Here's a better one...

 

Shawn has a big weiner..

 

AHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA *GAAAASP* AAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

[El Karacho1647545492]

^^^ Thats so true ...

 

Women lie about their weight and age like men lie about how they are gonna still love them the day after

 

or how the displacement of men's engine is directly representitive of the size of their penis

[Skinner]

Here's a better one...

 

Shawn has a big weiner..

 

AHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA *GAAAASP* AAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA

 

 

the tread is titled joke of the day not fact of the day....