LJ Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 So I just about got in a fight today at the gas station. At the Duke on the corner of Subury and Central College. Some wigger was pumping gas and went to light up a cigarette as he was standing right there. I yelled "Hey man you can't do that, that is really dangerous" he yells "fork you dude, I can smoke if I want to" I said back "Man I don't feel like blowing up today, seriously put that shit out" About this time, he starts going off, calling me this and that and walking towards me like he wants to fight. I used an old trick my dad taught me, which is as he was coming towards me acting like he wanted to fight, I put down the tailgate of my truck and acted like I was trying to get something out he proceded to yell "fork you man just fork you" and hopped in his car and left. How dumb can you get?! He was pissed because someone told him not to be an idiot?! UGH!!! /rant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 you should have sprayed him with your gas hose, see if he keeps smoking then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 you should have sprayed him with your gas hose, see if he keeps smoking then haha... good idea! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LJ Posted January 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 you should have sprayed him with your gas hose, see if he keeps smoking then haha, yeah, but that would've been a waste of money....I would've rather just beat him with a bat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 you should have sprayed him with your gas hose, see if he keeps smoking then Was that in robocop? I swear I saw that somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 Was that in robocop? I swear I saw that somewhere. ZOOLANDER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 "fork you man just fork you" and hopped in his car and left.I could just see two guys yelling Fork U man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted January 27, 2006 Report Share Posted January 27, 2006 In Robocop, everything but the guy was sprayed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 I couldn't count how many people told me to go fuck myself when I turned the pump off on them for smoking while they were pumping gas. Takes a genius. "You're smoking a foot from lines connected to 30,000 gallons of fuel." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Vince, have you ever shut off a pump for someone on their cell phone? Happened to me once, I wasn't happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 mythbusters proved that the cherry from a lit cigerate was not hot enough to ignite a puddle of standing gas. I still wouldn't want to take the change though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGraw Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 It's not gasoline the liquid you need to be worried about, it's the fumes, you can put out a cig in gasoline as lone as one it's way to the puddle of gas it doesn't spark and cause the fumes to ignite. and even if the cigerette itself wasn't enough to ignite gas ... I bet the open flame from a cigerette lighter will . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hwilli1647545487 Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 I had that happen to me when I worked at a gas station on Hamilton and Eastpoint during college. The guy had a lit cigarette in the same hand as the gas pump. I think he about shit himself when I started screaming at him to put it out. I don't remember my exact quote but it was something like "do you want to blow us all the fuck up you stupid bastard". Don't mess with an angry gas boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conesmasher Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 So I just about got in a fight today at the gas station. At the Duke on the corner of Subury and Central College. Some wigger was pumping gas and went to light up a cigarette as he was standing right there. I yelled "Hey man you can't do that, that is really dangerous" he yells "fork you dude, I can smoke if I want to" I said back "Man I don't feel like blowing up today, seriously put that shit out" About this time, he starts going off, calling me this and that and walking towards me like he wants to fight. I used an old trick my dad taught me, which is as he was coming towards me acting like he wanted to fight, I put down the tailgate of my truck and acted like I was trying to get something out he proceded to yell "fork you man just fork you" and hopped in his car and left. How dumb can you get?! He was pissed because someone told him not to be an idiot?! UGH!!! /rant What kind of car was he driving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted January 28, 2006 Report Share Posted January 28, 2006 Darwin always wins..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted January 29, 2006 Report Share Posted January 29, 2006 He may win, but sometimes the game takes to long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVILGTP98 Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Sounds like a shot of Cholorine in the gene pool, much needed, just make sure your not close by. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 31, 2006 Report Share Posted January 31, 2006 Darwin always wins..... that is a damn lie. guys like chris green, thorne, and jon paton prove that natural selection, while it looks good on paper, totally falls apart in application.:bs: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Always trying to start a war when you know I got nothin but love for your sweet chubby a$s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 at least he didn't want to "spoon you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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