Joke of the day.

[SpaceGhost]

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to

someone else...

 

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give

you a $100 if you let me have you...."

 

The girl said "NO."

 

Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down

and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."

 

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her

boyfriend.

 

So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask

him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his

pants down.

 

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the

boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

 

Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

 

She said "The bastard used coins!"

[Guest Removed]

know thats a good one!!

[Kevin R.]

Haha. Brilliant.

[ICEMAN1647545504]

That is a good one...

[Farkas]

hahah

[Lustalbert]

Nice

[Mojoe]

that's great