El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Just had a tonsilectomy this morning, and I'm plenty hopped up on vicodin or god knows what. Fucking glorious. What've you guys had surgery on, because being 18 for tonsils SUCKS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FooFooMaru Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I got knocked up on laughing gas. I threw up before I went under and then proceeding with getting one of my baby teeth pulled and the adult cainine pulled in. It sucked. Other than that...I got my pinky sewn back on after it got chopped off. And my face stitched back together after a great dane ripped my left cheek halfway off. Annnnnnnnnd that's all. Those last ones aren't really "surgery" but oh well. I never did the Tonsil thing though.....hmmm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar1647545494 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Got knocked the fuck out on some drug when I got my wisdom teeth taken out. I don't even remember anything for the rest of the day after I went under. Laughing gas is sweet. Not sure what it was, just a very small white pill, they only gave me one so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Yeah, I've had my wisdom teeth pulled, and this was far easier. All my wisdom teeth + 1 12 year molar got pulled, and all were impacted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Missing: Appendix, tonsils, 3" of tongue, some patches of skin, wisdom teeth, cartilidge Broken: Left arm x2, right arm x3, ribs x3, foot x2, ankle x1, fingers x3, neck x2 Hospitalized: I'd lost count by the time I was 10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 2 hernias same spot (the shaving sucks the most) appendix, wisdom teeth. tylenol w/codeine is good shit. Got Scars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berto Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I got all 4 of my impacted wisdom teeth pulled last thursday. last night i found out I have an infection on one of them because everytime i yawn the pressure from my cheek squirts out puss on my tongue and its absolutely foul. my mom made me go to the ER I was there till 4 am (5 hrs) and then at 7 i wok up to go to the maxilofacial surgeon this morning. wisdom teeth removal sucks. I have a bachelor party in cleveland on saturday and now I can't drink because i'm on antibiotics. suxor edit i took vicodin last week and it didn't do much for me, i thought i would be like retarded but i was normal. didn't seem to be very strong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I got all 4 of my impacted wisdom teeth pulled last thursday. last night i found out I have an infection on one of them because everytime i yawn the pressure from my cheek squirts out puss on my tongue and its absolutely foul. Bleck, I've only been to the ER a few times, just for broken bones and what not. I'm having my wisdom teeth pulled shortly, fun fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Anthony, that 3" of tongue thing sounds like....mad suckass for lack of a better phrase. My hospital visits include: Wisdom teeth, Hernia when i was 6weeks old, this tonsilectomy, adenoidectomy, 4 concussions, 6 broken fingers (separate times), broken arm, tests for meningitis (negative...but they had to do a spinal tap), and an ECG for my heart murmur that decided to become problematic a couple years ago. EDIT: RX7Dood, you're right Vicodin is all BS. Maybe it works for young kids, but for a 6'3" 230 pounder, its worthless. Thats why I had my girlfriend smuggle me some percocet for when the pain is really bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I had trouble learning to speak properly as a toddler, due to having an abnormally long tongue. So my parents had close to 3" removed. Too bad, I woulda been more popular with the ladies in my latter years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 damn near gene simmons there. damn near. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coty061885 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I've only had one surgery and that was having my tonsils out when I was young. I don't remember anything about it since it was so long ago. I do remember that I had all the popsicles I could eat while I was in recovery hehe. I've never been to the ER ever, no broken bones or anything like that. Having my wisdom teeth out was cool, though. It was much easier than everyone had made it out to be. I got 4 shots in my mouth and within minutes of it going numb, all 4 teeth were out. They gave me some Tylenol and I was able to eat dinner that night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShoMeSomeFun Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I drank the day after i had all 4 of my wisdom teeth pulled, i didnt have a problem, but my teeth were all the way through, dont know if that makes a difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Got my wisdom teeth out in August, vicodin FTW. Still have the tonsils and apendix, trying to stay that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Vasectomy. Worst part is having a 3" needle jammed in your balls three times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l36tols1 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I had my tonsils drained because one of them swelled up on me.. I could hardly breathe they drained it and give me a shot of dimmerall (sp?) thats some good stuff!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HyperBurn Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Heart surgury at age 20. Had a irregular heartbeat and they had to burn out a 2cmx2cm piece out. Then my heart stopped on the table. Had to be shocked with the paddles twice. Paddle burns suck bad. Painful and itchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Suffered with swollen tonsils everyday as a kid, to scared to get them out. Let all 4 impacted wisdom teeth to come in, to scared to get them out. Damn near broke both ankles when a 454 motor fell of a hoist and dropped on them just after taking it out of the chevelle. Had surgery on the side of my hand after it went through the screen door. Sat waiting for a plastic surgeon to finish his dinner before he got there. 14 needle shots in one spot when they numbed it and he took hours to get there so they had to re-numb it again. Many-many stitches. When I was a kid, I went with my dad to a junkyard. I wrapped a hand full of speaker wire around my hand and pulled real hard. Split every finger down to the bone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I have to get all 4 wisdom teeth removed in the beginning of June. I had to get stitches on the right side of my right eye when a neighbor threw a rock at me when I was 8 or 9. Other than that nothing major. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 Stranglely, I've never had stitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 broke my left arm once, had surgery on my gums when I got my braces taken off, had a cyst removed from the upper pallat of my mouth, had my impacted wisdom teeth taken out, and went to the hospital once for a kidney stone.. that was horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 skin cancer on my forehead had a nickle sized chunk of skin removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I had that gum surgery after I got my braces off too. It sucked. I remember just walking up and down the sidewalk of the dentists office afterward just spitting out blood. It just plain sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 I've had a few cysts remover from my back. The doctor stuffs about 10 feet of gauze in there and then my wife has to pull it back out after acouple of days. Nastiest smell ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted May 12, 2006 Report Share Posted May 12, 2006 after my wife had her C-section on a wed she was back to work the next Mon. and was completely off prescrition pain killers the follow monday. I still have and near full bottle of percocet. :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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