Putty Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 I saw this on another board...Lets see how creative/crazy this turns out. Finish the persons thoughtsI was riding down 270 on my liter....Next thing I know there's a Z06 with Dr something on the plates beside me................I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. ZO6 Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 ...immediately become frightened, realizing that this car will hand me my ass, so then I do something I've never done before, which is to... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeDredd Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 .. use my jedi mind tricks and make him snap back to reality, he should know cars never beat bikes!! But instead of snapping back into reality he...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted July 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 taunts me as if he wants to race. I looked over and there was some hot chic in the car winking at me....Wait she said something..I had to read her lips..."your bike owns this car"...Ahh, i'm excited now.....I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. ZO6 Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 ...accidentally orgasm, which causes me to crack into the bike and raise the front end off the ground. Now, I've got a wet spot between my legs and I'm doing an out-of-control wheelie on the Outerbelt. So, in a panic, I... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeDredd Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 .... chop the throttle just in time for.. oh shit.. THE COPS!!!! ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted July 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 I motioned to the doc that i'd handle him later. Now I got to deal with these cops....Here's a thought, we're already doing 90+...I brandish my FTP shirt and speed off...take this ticket, doc...they on your ass now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JudgeDredd Posted July 7, 2006 Report Share Posted July 7, 2006 ... and as he approaches 88mph.. **POOF*** he vanishes :shock: Where did he go??...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chevysoldier Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 ...I now realize this leaves me alone with the cop on my tail. Surely I can outrun him. At 110mph I realize that my bike.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 ...has some beefy rice on the seat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fonzie Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 ...Lets see how creative/crazy this turns out. Didn't turn out so crazeee..... 8 posts in 4 years by 3 people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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