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Greatest.online.game.ever.

 

ME: 1996 T/A with 200hp nitrous and Slicks.

HONDA: Civic w/ 1.8L turbo, 100hp nitrous, and DOT rubber.

 

ME: I want 12 car lengths.

HONDA: I'd like to race heads up.

ME: That's nice. Now, I get 12 car lengths and you get no nitrous.

HONDA: I can't race for more than 4.5 lengths.

ME: You must not have heard me. I want my 12 car lengths, bitch!

HONDA: I didn't come here to give my car away. I'll do it for 5.5 lengths.

ME: Yes you did. And I still want 12 car lengths.

RICH: C'mon, are you serious? I'm not going to wait here all night.

ME: SHUT THE FUCK UP, RICH CHRISTENSEN!!! YOU SUCK AT DRAG RACING!!!

 

Perfect game for e-thugs. :)

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