NTHER91 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity like my applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while at tempting to run my favorite applications! I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, A Troubled User Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shields1181 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Haha, thats creative. I think I'll be sticking with Girlfriend 7.0 :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Nerds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 How did that guy get a girlfriend to begin with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 lol That's pretty good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twistedfocus1647545489 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend..and so on... Speaking of Wife 1.0 - Don't you have an upgrade scheduled sometime soon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 welcome to the beginning of the intrawebs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Wow. I think that was the first email I forwarded back in 1995. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 I'm going to be upgrading within the next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 just installed kids v3.0 and wow is it a resource hog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 the answer Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that men complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to un-install, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation. The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 ! WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. It may even crash your system. Best of luck, Tech Support X67861 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTHER91 Posted September 27, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Speaking of Wife 1.0 - Don't you have an upgrade scheduled sometime soon? shut your face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 ** Yawn ** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morabu Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 pretty funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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