thorne Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 Figured I would post this, I had some Jackass cut across 3 lanes (670) and almost tag me in the process and proceed to take off like a bat out of hell. Now I have been known to go fast as does alot of us. So figured we could post some common sense guidelines. 1. SIGNAL YOU INTENTIONS 2. Be Aware of your surroundings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 3. use common sence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s13 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 4. Don't speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMeanGreen Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 5) Don't play with the Formula, even if you think your minivan is badass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 6) Don't attempt while receiving road head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted September 26, 2006 Report Share Posted September 26, 2006 http://www.funnyheck.com/roadrules.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 Classic! 7. The huge camoflage vehicle has right of way. Especially when it points its main gun at you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 8. The side of the road is for emergency stops only, its not a passing lane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 8. The side of the road is for emergency stops only, its not a passing lane I love when I'm backed up in traffic and I see someone blow by me in the breakdown lane, only to see a semi pull in front of them 50 feet ahead and see them careen off into the grass...fucking idiots. 9. TRUST NO ONE!!!! It doesn't matter how fucking amazing a driver you are, all it takes is one dumbfuck slut on her cell with a triple carmel venti macchiato cockshake latte and 14 kids in the back of an Excursion and a blindspot to ruin your day, your car, and your health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 9. TRUST NO ONE!!!! It doesn't matter how fucking amazing a driver you are, all it takes is one dumbfuck slut on her cell with a triple carmel venti macchiato cockshake latte and 14 kids in the back of an Excursion and a blindspot to ruin your day, your car, and your health. Amen. I've been saying this for years, but more in the form of "Never assume anyone else ont he road knows what the hell they are doing." This applies to racing as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 ^^^This applies to life in general Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 10) If you are doing slower than 80MPH stay the fuck out of the left lane and once you pass someone and you can get in the right lane next to you safely, fucking do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 10) If you are doing slower than 80MPH stay the fuck out of the left lane and once you pass someone and you can get in the right lane next to you safely, fucking do it. +1.....fuckin hate when people seriously cruise along in the FAST lane doing the speed limit and won't move out the way and I have to go around them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 10) If you are doing slower than 80MPH stay the fuck out of the left lane and once you pass someone and you can get in the right lane next to you safely, fucking do it. + 2... If you see a car going 80 in the fast lane and you are going 60, MOVE!!!!!. I'm probably late for work, so stay in the slow lane where you belong!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 I am sure you are aware of you, just be aware of me. BTW, you wreck into me when I have my kids in the car and we will have a serious problem, espeically if you are some poser moron with a lead foot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 When you notice a police cruiser behind you.. GO THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT AND NOT 10 UNDER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Rex Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 When you notice a police cruiser behind you.. GO THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT AND NOT 10 UNDER. LMAO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiji ST Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 12) Don't pull out in front of me when you know damn well I'm going faster than you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 When you notice a police cruiser behind you.. GO THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT AND NOT 10 UNDER. If a cruiser passes me on the freeway without it's lights on and I follow it doing the same speed, even he is going like 80....can he pull me over? I'm just curious because I've followed one doin 75mph for awhile and nothin happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 If a cruiser passes me on the freeway without it's lights on and I follow it doing the same speed, even he is going like 80....can he pull me over? I'm just curious because I've followed one doin 75mph for awhile and nothin happened. Most cruisers have radar bulbs facing the rear as well, so yes he could if he wanted. Be careful Just dont follow too closely. Most cruisers youll find on the highway (EXCEPT highway patrol units of course) are on the highway because its gets them wherever they are going much quicker than backroads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted September 27, 2006 Report Share Posted September 27, 2006 13) If I'm in the left lane of a four lane road (2 each direction) going faster than the fellow in the right lane, and you're at an intersection thinking about merging into our direction of traffic, I swear to god next time you go straight through the right lane and just go into my lane (the left lane) I'm going to plow right fucking into you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 14) Just because I'm in a 5.0 does not mean I want to race everything in sight that includes your primered Civic. 15) Keep your flybys and close calls (aka Primered hatch that left about two inches between my front end and your cars ass) to your buddies. Leave me the fuck alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffocateXfaster1647545505 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 Just remembered another one.. Learn how to drive around motorcycles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbosi44 Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 13) If I'm in the left lane of a four lane road (2 each direction) going faster than the fellow in the right lane, and you're at an intersection thinking about merging into our direction of traffic, I swear to god next time you go straight through the right lane and just go into my lane (the left lane) I'm going to plow right fucking into you. +1 that is what the beater is for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest charginmalazer Posted September 28, 2006 Report Share Posted September 28, 2006 16.) Beware the Semi-Trucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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