I like my women how I like my...(stolen from another forum)

[El Karacho1647545492]

politically correct freaks get the fuck out

 

 

I like my women how I like my metal: black and heavy

 

...how I like my GPA: constantly going down on me.

 

...how I like my Scotch: aged 12 years.

 

...how I like my Saddam Hussein: convicted of crimes against humanity and sentenced to death by hanging.

 

...how I like my beer: dark and double fisted.

 

...how I like my summers: hot and no class.

 

...how I like my DRZ06: fast and rich.

 

...how I like my coltboostin: crashed into a wall at 200mph.

 

...how I like my nitrous: wet and ready to take a big shot.

 

...how I like my CR admins: fucking crazy.

 

...how I like my exhaust: loud and pungent. (ew)

 

...how I like my racetracks: tight and curvy.

 

now you try.

[Duff1647545513]

....like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke

 

(kinda like your scotch one....but better)

[El Karacho1647545492]

so much better

 

...how I like my 10 year old boys: Catholic.

[dragknee66]

... how I like cuffs on bad prisoners: Good 'n' Tight.

... how I like my showers: Wet and clean.

... how I like keys on my laptop: Easy to finger

 

I could go all day with these hah

[Patrick]

I like my women how I like my coffee:Strong and black.

[dragknee66]

... coffee: Light and Sweet.

[HotCarl]

... coffee: ground up and in the freezer.

[Kevin R.]

....how I like my bananas: Quiet.

[Skinner]

.... how i like my car, great looking but a little slow.

[Buckeye1647545503]

how I like our president, Rich and dumb

[Dr. Pomade]

...how I like my DRZ06: fast and rich.

 

Fucking sig material right there.

[Ramsey]

... how i like my disney movies: always a happy ending

[Rotarded1647545491]

....Coffee. Hot, Black, and Bitter.

....French. Submissive.

....Planets. Where Uranus is easily located.

[Guest Mushijobah]

...Michigan. Willing to bend over and take it year after year.

[Kevin R.]

...Michigan. Willing to bend over and take it year after year.

 

FTMFW! :nod:

[351mach11647545510]

....French. Submissive.

....Planets. Where Uranus is easily located.

 

effin great

[Bobby Lee]

I like my women how I like my cheese: Fat-free, American singles only.

[Orion]

like my salsa, hot and mexican.

[Ramsey]

I found a couple.

 

I like my women like I like my lava lamp ... not too bright and pretty to look at.

 

I like my women like i like Rollercoasters, wait forever to get on, ride for 97 seconds, and get off.

 

I like my women like I like my cycles: bi.

 

I like my women like I like my blunts: Fat, cheap, and easily shared with friends.

 

I like my women like i like my cream cheese: white and spreadable.

 

I like my women like i like my politicians: Willing to do or say anything for my approval, and morally flexible.

[SpaceGhost]

I like my women like I like my bread....cheap and White.

[SpaceGhost]

...Michigan. Willing to bend over and take it year after year.

 

Yep typical stupid OSU fan that does have the facts right....

 

Michigan 57 -- OSU 39 and 6

 

http://bentley.umich.edu/bhl/exhibits/umosu/results.htm

[Guest Mushijobah]

Go to Detroit (shittiest city ever BTW) and suck eminems balls. Direct orders.

[Ramsey]

Yep typical stupid OSU fan that does have the facts right....

 

Michigan 57 -- OSU 39 and 6

 

http://bentley.umich.edu/bhl/exhibits/umosu/results.htm

 

Typ. ohioian that claims to be a michigan fan, arnt you also going to tell me that "the rivalry between osu and mich only matters to us and michigan st is a bigger game to you guys"

 

since we have been in the big ten the record is 45 39 4 .

 

our record post 1950 (about the time todays helmets started to be used) we are 27 27 and 2

 

go blow

[wnaplay1647545503]

Anyone else find themselves reading these and sounding like an old black guy in their head?

[SPLN SUX]

Im surprised noone wrote this one:

 

I like my women like i like my cars, clean shaven.