El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 politically correct freaks get the fuck out I like my women how I like my metal: black and heavy ...how I like my GPA: constantly going down on me. ...how I like my Scotch: aged 12 years. ...how I like my Saddam Hussein: convicted of crimes against humanity and sentenced to death by hanging. ...how I like my beer: dark and double fisted. ...how I like my summers: hot and no class. ...how I like my DRZ06: fast and rich. ...how I like my coltboostin: crashed into a wall at 200mph. ...how I like my nitrous: wet and ready to take a big shot. ...how I like my CR admins: fucking crazy. ...how I like my exhaust: loud and pungent. (ew) ...how I like my racetracks: tight and curvy. now you try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ....like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke (kinda like your scotch one....but better) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted November 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 so much better ...how I like my 10 year old boys: Catholic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ... how I like cuffs on bad prisoners: Good 'n' Tight. ... how I like my showers: Wet and clean. ... how I like keys on my laptop: Easy to finger I could go all day with these hah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I like my women how I like my coffee:Strong and black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ... coffee: Light and Sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ... coffee: ground up and in the freezer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ....how I like my bananas: Quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 .... how i like my car, great looking but a little slow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye1647545503 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 how I like our president, Rich and dumb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ...how I like my DRZ06: fast and rich. Fucking sig material right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ... how i like my disney movies: always a happy ending Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rotarded1647545491 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ....Coffee. Hot, Black, and Bitter. ....French. Submissive. ....Planets. Where Uranus is easily located. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mushijobah Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ...Michigan. Willing to bend over and take it year after year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ...Michigan. Willing to bend over and take it year after year. FTMFW! :nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
351mach11647545510 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ....French. Submissive. ....Planets. Where Uranus is easily located. effin great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Lee Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I like my women how I like my cheese: Fat-free, American singles only. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 like my salsa, hot and mexican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I found a couple. I like my women like I like my lava lamp ... not too bright and pretty to look at. I like my women like i like Rollercoasters, wait forever to get on, ride for 97 seconds, and get off. I like my women like I like my cycles: bi. I like my women like I like my blunts: Fat, cheap, and easily shared with friends. I like my women like i like my cream cheese: white and spreadable. I like my women like i like my politicians: Willing to do or say anything for my approval, and morally flexible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 I like my women like I like my bread....cheap and White. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 ...Michigan. Willing to bend over and take it year after year. Yep typical stupid OSU fan that does have the facts right.... Michigan 57 -- OSU 39 and 6 http://bentley.umich.edu/bhl/exhibits/umosu/results.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mushijobah Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Go to Detroit (shittiest city ever BTW) and suck eminems balls. Direct orders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Yep typical stupid OSU fan that does have the facts right.... Michigan 57 -- OSU 39 and 6 http://bentley.umich.edu/bhl/exhibits/umosu/results.htm Typ. ohioian that claims to be a michigan fan, arnt you also going to tell me that "the rivalry between osu and mich only matters to us and michigan st is a bigger game to you guys" since we have been in the big ten the record is 45 39 4 . our record post 1950 (about the time todays helmets started to be used) we are 27 27 and 2 go blow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Anyone else find themselves reading these and sounding like an old black guy in their head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted November 9, 2006 Report Share Posted November 9, 2006 Im surprised noone wrote this one: I like my women like i like my cars, clean shaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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