I wish...thread game.

[velnarah]

what you do is you grant a very twisted warped wish to the previous poster then post what you wish and the next person to post grants your wish.

for example...

I wish I had a million dollars...

next poster would grant my wish but put a cynical, sarcastic or just hilarious spin on it. You get to play evil fairy post whore messing up people's wishes basically.

I still wish I had a million dollars.....

[kev1180]

i'll grant you a million dollars, but you will die two days later.

I wish i had a dodge viper.

[velnarah]

granted *hands you a toy model version and grins cynically* well you didn't specify if it had to be a real one or not...

I wish I had a 37" plasma tv.

[Disclaimer]

Granted, but its 37" of blood plasma - and though you only see reds, the definition is incredible.

I wish I wasn't so rude.

[ninjachk08]

granted, but you're still not liked

i wish i didnt go ride yesterday

[Dweezel]

Granted! but you neighbors pet monkey took your bike out for you...

I wish my head didn't hurt

[brennan]

granted, take these pills but you're going to o.d. in a bit

i wish i could mod my bike this summer knowing my job was secure enough to afford it

[yotaman88210]

Granted but you got a different job collecting horse semen.

I wish I had a time machine

[ninjachk08]

granted but now your an old man

i wish i could walk

[Dweezel]

Granted, but now your Paris Hilton's full time dog walker

I wish I didn't OD on the headache medicine.

[jagr]

Granted you pulled through after you were suckled back to life by Boy George.

I wish dweezel would OD on headache medicine.

[velnarah]

granted but when he recovers his brain is super human smart and his financial, social, and personal success soon skyrockets beyond compare.

I wish I didn't have to work today....

[redbarron77]

Granted, but now you don't have a job.

I wish there was a pause button at work, so I could take a nap.

[cattmouch33]

Granted, but you were asleep when you boss tried to give you a raise and are now fired.

I wish the election was over

[schmuckingham]

granted, and now were are all communists

I wish i was motorboating a set of double D's

[redbarron77]

granted, but those Double D's are on a man....

I wish I could get THAT visual out of my head......

[Pedro]

granted, but those Double D's are on a man....

I wish I could get THAT visual out of my head......

Granted, but now you have Flounder's balls in your mouth!

I wish I didn't have to work tonight.

[Dweezel]

Granted! you just got laid off!

I wish Jagr wasn't trying to kill me

[ninjachk08]

granted, his wife kills you

i wish i had a horse

[jagr]

Granted you are the star in a donkey show.

i wish Bob Barker was President.

(The price is wrong biatch)

[Dweezel]

Granted, But he's soon replaced by Drew Carey

I wish I had tickets to ninjachk08's show

[brennan]

granted, but you have a heart attack on the way to it

i wish my stomach didn't hurt

[jagr]

Granted, But he's soon replaced by Drew Carey

I wish I had tickets to ninjachk08's show

here you go Dweezel. Clerks 2 Donkey show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtZX1i6OYc

[shadyone]

granted, but you have a heart attack on the way to it

i wish my stomach didn't hurt

granted but you have a flacid penis forever no matter what you do..

i wish i could ride like nicky hayden..

[ninjachk08]

granted, you'll never be a pro

i wish id leave already for basic