I wish...thread game.

[cattmouch33]

Granted, but you are not allowed to ride the bike and are only allowed to take them both to showrooms.

I wish I had a new car.

[shadyone]

granted but your not allowed to drive it and cant take it out of your garage.. serves you right sir...

I wish cattmouch's bike wasnt hurt my eyes green

[redbarron77]

granted but your not allowed to drive it and cant take it out of your garage.. serves you right sir...

I wish cattmouch's bike wasnt hurt my eyes green

Granted, but you are now blind, and will never know what color it is....

I wish users wouldn't bother me first thing in the morning with their pathetic problems....

[ninjachk08]

granted, you have to deal with your own pathetic problems in the morning

i wish i had a truck

[xtremef4i]

Granted, but it wont have a bed, and you wouldn't be able to haul anything in it.

I wish it didnt get dark so early

[dustinsn3485]

Granted, the sun never sets.

I wish all days were like today.

[redbarron77]

Granted, the sun never sets.

I wish all days were like today.

Granted, but you won't get laid today......

I wish I didn't have to go to any more meetings....

[xtremef4i]

Granted, but then you wouldnt have a job

I wish I could eat a lot and not worry about gaining weight, lol

[dustinsn3485]

Granted, but you won't get laid today......

nothing new.....

ok carry on.

[pocar]

granted but the more you eat the fatter your girlfriend gets.

I wish my girl wasnt so fat.

[Kip Drordy]

Granted but the weight loss comes from her loosing her arms and legs.

I wish it was 5 O'clock.

[redbarron77]

Granted but the weight loss comes from her loosing her arms and legs.

I wish it was 5 O'clock.

Granted, but now you work second shift.

I wish I could surf more porn at work.

[xtremef4i]

Granted, but then you would get caught looking at porn and get fired

I wish I didnt forget my house keys in my desk at work as I was sitting in my driveway during lunch

[cmoosego]

granted but you break your teeth because you found your keys in your sandwich!

I wish I could afford a 2009 v-rod muscle, then vroddave would be so jealous.....LMAO

[xtremef4i]

granted, but then he would be so jealous that he would turn into your gay lover

I wish I made $100K+/year

[shadyone]

granted but you all you do is work and have no friends and no time to do any thing fun just sleep and work...

i wish i could sell my durango for a decent amount.... damn gas hog..

[xtremef4i]

granted, but then the best car you can find is a 1987 Ford Escort that runns on 3 cylinders and has rust holes the sice of your head on every body panel.

I wish I was on a beach checking out hott chicks all day long

[shadyone]

granted but you are now a gay man this is looking at the clothes instead of the hott half naked bodies..

i wish my laundry would do itself.

[xtremef4i]

granted but then all your clothes would shirnk to childrens sizes and they would all be faded pink

I wish I had more room in the garage

[cattmouch33]

Granted, but you sold everything in the garage to get more room.

I wish I got free chipotle

[redbarron77]

Granted, but you suddenly develop a food allergy to anything other than plain white rice.

I wish I could go fishing.

[pocar]

granted but your in the middle of the lake and you motor dies and it raining

i wish my quad was running

[xtremef4i]

granted but then you would just end up wrecking it and having to rebuild it

I wish it was 4:30

[ninjachk08]

granted, but you have to work a double

i wish it would snow to get rid of my allergies

[pocar]

Granted, but now your ass is sore

I wish I had a million dollars