I wish...thread game.

[shadyone]

granted obama is now dead...

i wish i didn't stink when i have sweaty balls..

[dustinsn3485]

Granted shady will be over in 5.

I wish I didn't have to work.

[xtremef4i]

granted, but now youwill never get that new 1000 that you dream of

I wish I didnt have more work to worry about doing today

[redbarron77]

granted, but now you have soo much work, you are too busy to worry.

I wish this headache would go away.

[Dweezel]

Granted, someone cuts off your head.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[redbarron77]

Granted, now you are in a Coma.

I wish I had my head back...

[Dweezel]

Granted, but somehow it was put on backwards.

I wish I wasn't in a coma, or dead.

[dustinsn3485]

blah...screw this game...

[SpinalFusion]

granted..game screwed!!! Did I win???

[Dweezel]

Only if you wish for it

[redbarron77]

Granted, but somehow it was put on backwards.

I wish I wasn't in a coma, or dead.

Granted, but now you are Dustin.

I wish for this game to never end......

[xtremef4i]

granted, but now Dustin is crawling into a deep dark whole to die.

I wish Dustin wasnt a party pooper

[ninjachk08]

granted, now he just kills the party

i wish i had a fast car

[xtremef4i]

Granted but you cant drive it because you cant afford insurance

I wish the wifey would let me buy a second bike

[redbarron77]

Granted but you cant drive it because you cant afford insurance

I wish the wifey would let me buy a second bike

granted, but now you work so much you have no time to ride.

I wish this weekend would get here.

[xtremef4i]

Granted, but you would suffer mild depression since you miss your job so much

I wish I had a job I really loved

[kawi kid]

granted but you lose it in a day.

i wish i could have all the hours of overtime i worked this week back

[xtremef4i]

granted but now you just got evicted because you needed the money from OT to pay your bills

I wish it wasnt cold in the office

[redbarron77]

granted but now you just got evicted because you needed the money from OT to pay your bills

I wish it wasnt cold in the office

Granted, now it's so hot, all the fat people get naked in your office, and sweat in your chair.

I wish I was out riding today.

[SpinalFusion]

Granted, but now there's a line of 100 people out your front door that want a FREAKIN BURRITO...NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish there was a law that prevented stupid people from ever touching a computer again. (yes I work in IT)

[redbarron77]

Granted' date=' now you're out of a job.

I wish I had a Chipotle in my kitchen and a big ass Doberman at the front door.[/quote']

Granted, but now there's a line of 100 hungry Koreans out your front door that want a FREAKIN DOBERMAN BURRITO...NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish upgrades to software went smoother......

[Dweezel]

Granted, but the Doberman want's HIS FREAKIN BURRITO NOW!!!

I wish I had the strength not to lay out my co-worker with his fucking homo/gay jokes.

[SpinalFusion]

Granted..the koreans share, but now you're eating your own dog..sick and sad at the same time!!

I wish today was over so I could go hunting already!!!

[Dweezel]

Granted, but the deer stole your gun and now their hunting you.

I wish I could go riding this weekend

[xtremef4i]

You can go riding this weekend, but you would be shot down by Dick Chainy while he is hunting

I wish I wasnt bored as hell