Casper Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 I stole this from the Woot Blog:Secret Plans of the New Presidential Administration Eagle on presidential seal replaced by Tofurky™ brand meat substituteNew rule: anyone who beats the President in Jenga takes responsibility for IraqUse his newfound influence to get the gig he really wants: panelist on The Best Damn Sports Show PeriodQuietly remove Dick Cheney’s tarrasque from the basement of the VP MansionNow that things have slowed down, finally get around to returning that broken tv to Circuit Cit… oh.Relax import restrictions to allow Cuba to send us some of their smokin’ hot Latina babesSpend $14 million on a graphic designer who will update the flag by making the stars a slightly more modern shade of whiteLob a couple of missiles into Romania, just to let the vampires know we’re paying attentionFree health insurance for any American who promises to never, ever get sickAll scissors to be replaced with the less dangerous rounded-tip kindLook into buying that America-shaped island in Dubai, just in case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 hahaha thats alot less racist than alot of the text and pix messages i have been getting thats for sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 hahaha thats alot less racist than alot of the text and pix messages i have been getting thats for sure No kidding, like the "can you spot the 44th president" one? Man, I was just like, "oh hell no". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 that one was good.............. or the one that said "all white people need to report to the cotton fields tomorrow for orientation" that was just kinda wrong lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Funny. I never realized how racist my sister was until this election. Not so funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-flores Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Funny. I never realized how racist my sister was until this election. Not so funny.yeah this election did kinda bring out the racist being in more than just one person... kinda crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweezel Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 My world is fucked up. The only real racistish shit I got was from my black friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 Funny. I never realized how racist my sister was until this election. Not so funny.Yes and I never realized how racist some of my closest "black" friends were until this election. Are we close friends anymore. Not so much. I don't tolerate it from either side! With your sister...well she's family. Can't kick family out of your life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 -------------------------------------------^ Why is "black" in quotes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessPratt Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 -------------------------------------------^ Why is "black" in quotes?b/c everyone expects that out of the "whites". See the quotes work both ways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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