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Secret Plans of the New Presidential Administration


Casper

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I stole this from the Woot Blog:

Secret Plans of the New Presidential Administration

  • Eagle on presidential seal replaced by Tofurky™ brand meat substitute
  • New rule: anyone who beats the President in Jenga takes responsibility for Iraq
  • Use his newfound influence to get the gig he really wants: panelist on The Best Damn Sports Show Period
  • Quietly remove Dick Cheney’s tarrasque from the basement of the VP Mansion
  • Now that things have slowed down, finally get around to returning that broken tv to Circuit Cit… oh.
  • Relax import restrictions to allow Cuba to send us some of their smokin’ hot Latina babes
  • Spend $14 million on a graphic designer who will update the flag by making the stars a slightly more modern shade of white
  • Lob a couple of missiles into Romania, just to let the vampires know we’re paying attention
  • Free health insurance for any American who promises to never, ever get sick
  • All scissors to be replaced with the less dangerous rounded-tip kind
  • Look into buying that America-shaped island in Dubai, just in case

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Funny.

I never realized how racist my sister was until this election. Not so funny.:(

Yes and I never realized how racist some of my closest "black" friends were until this election. Are we close friends anymore. Not so much. I don't tolerate it from either side! With your sister...well she's family. Can't kick family out of your life! :D

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