Guest Removed Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: #16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder Than the one you just went through." #15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while." # 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your Birth certificate a worthless document." #13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." #11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" #10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" #9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do That again or I'll give you another ticket." #8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether You are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" #7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where You go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and Step in monkey crap." #6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife Gets a toaster oven." #5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." #4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?" #3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, But now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." #2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal Friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS... #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 That was damn funny. Rob do you sleep? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 That was damn funny. Rob do you sleep? NO, not lately. had court today. have too go back aug 14th now.BMD. But i have been making lots of progress on the car . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farley Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 lol i ahd court last week... a drag racing ticket reduced to a no point safty violation... WOOT WOOT!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superchevy72 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 AND THE WINNER IS... #1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." Priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Ive used #15 and #16.. but now that Ive read those, Ill be using more hehe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Ive used #15 and #16.. but now that Ive read those, Ill be using more hehe You used the word "redder"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragknee66 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 no. said something along the same lines of that though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 lol Yeah, it's 'more redder'. Duh. lol Those are pretty funny, actually. Why would they remove them and why would they even be allowed to tamper with the videos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
6 Speed S4 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 haha those are great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 epic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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