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Straight from the mouths of cops...


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These 16 Police Comments were taken off

actual police car videos around the country:

 

#16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder

Than the one you just went through."

 

#15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new.

They'll stretch after you wear them a while."

 

# 14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your

Birth certificate a worthless document."

 

#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

 

#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second?

Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."

 

#11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means

I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

 

#10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't

think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

 

#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do

That again or I'll give you another ticket."

 

#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether

You are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

 

#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where

You go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and

Step in monkey crap."

 

#6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife

Gets a toaster oven."

 

#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

 

#4 "How big were those 'Just two beers' you say you had?"

 

#3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to,

But now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

 

#2 "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal

Friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

 

AND THE WINNER IS...

 

#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets?

You're right, we don't. Sign here."

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That was damn funny. Rob do you sleep?

 

 

NO, not lately. had court today.:( have too go back aug 14th now.BMD.

 

But i have been making lots of progress on the car .

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