magifesq Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Your momma so stupid she got hit by a parked carYour momma so dirty she went to take a bath and the water said I'll wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 yo mamma like a door handle. everyone gets a turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmako777 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 yo momma so fat she fell off both sides of the bedyo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family treeyo momma so fat she wore an X jacket and helicopters kept trying to land on her backyo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonavabeech Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Yo mama's so short, when she sits on the curb, she can still swing her feet!Yo mama's glasses so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gump Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 yo mama's so fat i ran around her twice and got lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magifesq Posted November 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Your momma's so fat people jog around herYour momma's so fat when her cell phone beeped kids ran thinking she was backing upYour momma's so fat she wore a guess shirt and kids behind her started yelling '350,360,370' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badseed02 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 your moms forehead is so bigg... how big is it?? your moms forehead is so big she dosent have dreams she has movies.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badseed02 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 your mom is so fat when i went to her house she fixed me a pizza as big a a wagon wheel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badseed02 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 your momis so dumb when i told her it was chilly out side she ran outside with a spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Your Mama so fat... She got a Krispy Kreme Season Pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KruelHouse Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Your Mama got two teeth... 1 in her mouth, and 1 in her pocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Your mom's so fat, she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose. Your mom's so fat, when her pager goes off little kids scream "watch out, the fat lady's backing up". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremygsxr Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 (edited) Your momma's like a gun, 2 cocks and she's loaded.Your momma's so dumb, it takes her an hour to make minute rice. Edited November 26, 2008 by jeremygsxr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 yo mama so dumb she doesnt know the difference between "your" and "you're"...oh wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremygsxr Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 what are you talking about? ha sorry my wife was talking as I was wiping.I mean typing, will somebody shut her up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 i was talking about OP and Best You're mama Jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Yo momma so fat she wore a red a shirt and everyone was yellin, Hey Koolaid!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremygsxr Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 i was talking about OP and I was guilty, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremygsxr Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 No' date=' you spelled "your" correctly. The thread title is incorrect. You WIN!![/quote']I changed it:rolleyes: Usually, I try to use good gramma and punctiation, that time I failed. Edit is a nice feature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magifesq Posted November 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 yo mama so dumb she doesnt know the difference between "your" and "you're"...oh wait...Only took 1 1/2 pages to hear bout that. Now I only want 1/2 my tax dollars refunded for all that didn't even notice the typo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockybalboa Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 I think most people noticed.I was hoping the incorrect wording was part of the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4DAIVI PAI2K5 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Yo' mama' so fat Obi Wan said' date=' "That's no moon. That's yo' mama'!!"[/quote'] haha robot chicken!!! "oh yo mama battle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badseed02 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Your mom is so fat that when she wears yellow poeple think she's a yellow cab Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badseed02 Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 your momma so skinny ...she can hulla hoop with a fruit loop hahahahawhaa..whaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirPsycho Posted November 26, 2008 Report Share Posted November 26, 2008 Your momma so big she rolled over a dollar and made 4 quartersYour momma has a glass leg filled with kool aidYour momma so hairy bigfoot stopped and took a pictureyour momma wears a wig with a chin strap. Nick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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