nurkvinny Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 My dad's shop had an attempted break-in this morning. The man that opens the shop at 8:00 a.m. was eating breakfast in the back office at 7:45 when he heard a crash from the front, followed by one other crash. His first thought was a car had rammed the front of the building. Then, he feared that it was indeed a burglary. He looked out front to find a fucking deer. A buck had ran full speed into the front door, busting the safety glass. He then rammed it a second time. It was all witnessed by an off-duty Zanesville Police officer. http://www.nurkvinny.com/images/Content/BP/bpDSCN1411.jpg http://www.nurkvinny.com/images/Content/BP/bpDSCN1412.jpg http://www.nurkvinny.com/images/Content/BP/bpDSCN1414.jpg http://www.nurkvinny.com/images/Content/BP/bpDSCN1416.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 The deer take off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Maybe he was really thirsty for some Grape Crush. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 You know its getting tough out there when a dear has to resort to robbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joec Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 deer couldnt read... it said pull... he was just trying to get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Must've been outraged at the prices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Apex Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Did he have Geico?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted October 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Must've been outraged at the prices. Doubtful; he was made out of bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Doubtful; he was made out of bucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 dear couldnt read... it said pull... he was just trying to get in. I wont. I should but, I wont. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG SHAFE Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Talk about a hit and run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Criminals such as himself deserve to be shot. Don't worry though. His time is coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted October 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Hmm. Just thought of 'The Ring 2' and Halloween connection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 I wont. I should but, I wont. we think alike. im sure that "dear" cant read either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 This entire thread made me laugh so hard that I cant even make a funny comment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest redbeast Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 thats all ok some stole my damn go-kart right off my back porch and i am really not happy about it at all. we even had a 125cc motor to put in too. so if you know anyone who wants to sell one let me know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fattyona12 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 Should of put the sign about not pushing on the glass on the outside....never would of happened then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 thats all ok some stole my damn go-kart right off my back porch and i am really not happy about it at all. we even had a 125cc motor to put in too. so if you know anyone who wants to sell one let me know. This is, I think, the 3rd newbi post in a thread, that totally baffles me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 thats all ok some stole my damn go-kart right off my back porch and i am really not happy about it at all. we even had a 125cc motor to put in too. so if you know anyone who wants to sell one let me know. ill sell it back to you for $100 :burn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOS50 Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 He had to resort to theft he didn't have any doe.I know as bad a the buck one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lustalbert Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 This thread deserves a gold star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 what the fuck? +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted October 29, 2007 Report Share Posted October 29, 2007 I found a sign for ya: http://www.books.mid-wales.net/bucksign.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurkvinny Posted October 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Should of put the sign about not pushing on the glass on the outside....never would of happened then. Winnah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old dirty bastard Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Damn I thought I seen it all until this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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