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could have just opened the door and let him out IMO.

 

racoons are very stuborn and very smart. Growing up we had a couple take up residence in our garage. we left the door open so they would leave but they never did. IF they went out the would come back in the next day. They ignored the live traps we had. Ended up shooting them once they deemed the garage their property.

 

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Sounds like a great way to get your ass bit, and probably a case of super rabies. I'd have shot him too. Good job.

 

 

Depending on how you go about it, Sir.

 

 

I would have had the proper attire ready, opened the door, offered the Racoon (nicely) some tea and crumpets placed outside and if he/she refused-maybe a nice pair of sheers. If both failed, I would pull out my gun and tell him/her to get the F out before I shoot. Then I would count to five.

 

Now I find it almost impossible for any Racoon to pass up Tea and crumpets so steps two and three are unlikely.

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Sounds like a great way to get your ass bit, and probably a case of super rabies. I'd have shot him too. Good job.

 

 

oh lol

 

I don't think stabbing the Racoon would be safer. that's like point blank-stab fest 5000. I didn't think of that haha.

 

Unless you're Neo, so Idk

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Depending on how you go about it, Sir.

 

 

I would have had the proper attire ready, opened the door, offered the Racoon (nicely) some tea and crumpets placed outside and if he/she refused-maybe a nice pair of sheers. If both failed, I would pull out my gun and tell him/her to get the F out before I shoot. Then I would count to five.

 

Now I find it almost impossible for any Racoon to pass up Tea and crumpets so steps two and three are unlikely.

 

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racoons are very stuborn and very smart. Growing up we had a couple take up residence in our garage. we left the door open so they would leave but they never did. IF they went out the would come back in the next day. They ignored the live traps we had. Ended up shooting them once they deemed the garage their property.

 

.22 and a 2 liter bottle as a silencer FTW.

Sounds like a great way to get your ass bit, and probably a case of super rabies. I'd have shot him too. Good job.

So you're saying that a raccoon is smarter than you?

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No, I'm saying his teeth are sharper than mine.

Just to set the scene: A raccoon enters your garage. You see him, panic and decide you must get rid of him somehow. You've decided that you're unable to get a small animal out of your garage because you fear it may bite you and that it's absolutely impossible to cover your arms/extremities because it's just....impossible for some reason. Hmmm, what can you do? I know: grab a knife, in which you still have to get as close as possible, and proceed killing and making a mess for yourself to clean up.

 

Raccoons > j00

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