V8 Beast Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Have any of you guys on here been there before? I got my wife a gift certificate for valentines day and there is still about $400 left on it. It expires in a month so she told me to go. I've never been to one and for some reason I feel uncomfortable about the whole thing. Do you get to choose who gives you a massage? I dont want some harry man rubbing my back ya know? And if I do go what would you recommend? Hell, maybe I should sell it and buy a cam shaft with the money. Then I can get a massage from my cars choppy idle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 I've gotten my mom a couple gift cards there. There were usually some pretty hot chicas working there if I remember right. Although idk how I would feel going myself lol, I'm sure it would at least be relaxing...I just probably wouldnt go telling my buddies. And $400 bucks is a lot there...that better come with a friggin happy ending... Cam FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 I have a good friend who is a massage therapist there. I'll send you a PM about it. Ive joked with her about it and "supposably" there are no happy endings but maybe you'll have better luck. Either way your getting a good massage right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Oh, forgot about happy endings lol! Edit: Seriously though I will have to give her a call. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 My girl got me a massage from the American Institute of Alternative Medicine for my birthday and it was fantastic. This was my first "real" massage and I really enjoyed it. Mine was done by a female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trouble Maker Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Don't they do more than massages... you could get your hair cut there? I worked with a guy who is a licensed massage therapist (he was a test tech at this point) and he couldn't make it in the job because of that mentality. I doubt you will find many guys because of that very reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 posting without reading the thread Charles Penzone = queer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Charles Penzone - at least the one in Polaris - is great. That's where I've went to get my hair cut for the past two years or so. First of all, the scenery there is the fucking best - hot chicks for days. Seriously, I think they hire hot girls just to walk around the salon. "What do you do here for a job?" "Oh, nothing, I just walk around and look hot." Second, you can choose who you have give you a massage, so no worries on getting hooked up with sausage for your rubdown. It's definitely a first-rate salon. Oh, if you go, then you might ask for Betsy or a girl named Zoey and tell them that I sent you. Both of them are great. Note, though, if you run into a girl named Cassie or Ivy, do NOT mention my name. P.S. Alex, do you know how I know you're gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 I used to go to Chucky P's. I'm rarely up that way anymore, so I stopped going. Loved it though when I did go. For all the reasons Tilley mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwishiwascool Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 I did Penzone a few years back but switched to Kenneth's. If you don't want a massage, there are a number of things you can have done... I'm secure enough in my masculinity to say that Ive had a number of massages, manicures, facials, and hair cuts at both. http://www.charlespenzone.com/services/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cNeutron Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Charles Penzone - at least the one in Polaris - is great. That's where I've went to get my hair cut for the past two years or so. First of all, the scenery there is the fucking best - hot chicks for days. Seriously, I think they hire hot girls just to walk around the salon. "What do you do here for a job?" "Oh, nothing, I just walk around and look hot." Second, you can choose who you have give you a massage, so no worries on getting hooked up with sausage for your rubdown. It's definitely a first-rate salon. Oh, if you go, then you might ask for Betsy or a girl named Zoey and tell them that I sent you. Both of them are great. Note, though, if you run into a girl named Cassie or Ivy, do NOT mention my name. P.S. Alex, do you know how I know you're gay? he is right. I get their haircut there every month by kim aka mavis. Both my sisters work at the one on polaris. so i get a good deal as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Charles Penzone - at least the one in Polaris - is great. That's where I've went to get my hair cut for the past two years or so. First of all, the scenery there is the fucking best - hot chicks for days. Seriously, I think they hire hot girls just to walk around the salon. "What do you do here for a job?" "Oh, nothing, I just walk around and look hot." Second, you can choose who you have give you a massage, so no worries on getting hooked up with sausage for your rubdown. It's definitely a first-rate salon. Oh, if you go, then you might ask for Betsy or a girl named Zoey and tell them that I sent you. Both of them are great. Note, though, if you run into a girl named Cassie or Ivy, do NOT mention my name. P.S. Alex, do you know how I know you're gay? Cuz I made french onion dip You know how I know you're gay? you spread your cheeks for dudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 Cuz I made french onion dip You know how I know you're gay? you spread your cheeks for dudes. LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black00ws6 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 My wife is a Senior Director at the Gahanna/New Albany location. Go to her for your haircuts. And everyone is correct, hot ass everywhere. I love the penzones x-mas parties, closest that I'll ever get to being at a playboy mansion party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokin5s Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 My wife is a Senior Director at the Gahanna/New Albany location. Go to her for your haircuts. And everyone is correct, hot ass everywhere. I love the penzones x-mas parties, closest that I'll ever get to being at a playboy mansion party. +1 for John's wife... she's pretty good and not too bad to look at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 I keep a Michael Jordan hair-do so I cant have my haircut. I guess I will have to go and have a few hot girls rubbing all over me until the gift card is empty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99crb600 Posted December 17, 2007 Report Share Posted December 17, 2007 my girlfriend work at the one on sawmill and i brought her lunch last week and didnt want to leave lol! i hope i get a gift card for christmas lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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