thorne Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 I dunno how I could be the man, anyone can get laid by a hot girl if you know what to say and how to say it. QFT When I weighed 275 I still got play. Why BALLS OF STEEL. some might call it confidence. Treat a lady nice and don't be scared of your own damn shadow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 I dunno how I could be the man, anyone can get laid by a hot girl if you know what to say and how to say it. So claiming up and being barely able to speak doesnt work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 guys are always about some smooth moves to get a girl... just be honest. you dont want a relationship? just want to bang? tell her... either she goes for it or not, but either way, you both aren't wasting your time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 guys are always about some smooth moves to get a girl... just be honest. you dont want a relationship? just want to bang? tell her... either she goes for it or not, but either way, you both aren't wasting your time... So yes, I would just like to bang. SLAP So yes I would like to bang. Slap Ahhh fuck it. Something tells me the I just want to bang line does not work often. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 So yes, I would just like to bang. SLAP So yes I would like to bang. Slap Ahhh fuck it. Something tells me the I just want to bang line does not work often. haha k well maybe replace the word bang with... "no baby.. i just want you, come on...." lol girls like honesty... hence the reason they like bad boys. bad boys are upfront with what they want and how they want it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 haha k well maybe replace the word bang with... "no baby.. i just want you, come on...." lol girls like honesty... hence the reason they like bad boys. bad boys are upfront with what they want and how they want it.... I am by no means a "bad boy" but i am up front and honest and it gets me no were Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 I am by no means a "bad boy" but i am up front and honest and it gets me no were There's a difference in being up front and honest and just being a plain dick. Don't know if it applies to you at all though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 There's a difference in being up front and honest and just being a plain dick. Don't know if it applies to you at all though. HAHA the words "too" and "nice" usually happen to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clifford Automotive Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 You made this thread acting like it was just another piece of ass you was banging, now all of a sudden you care about her? Jeesh I thought you was the man on this forum. Posting pics of your gf naked is one thing, posting pics of a random hookup that you have to brag about online is completely different The because all he did was dance at the bar a litttle and said "Hey lets take a picture" Read one of my first post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 00Smurf Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 I had no idea you were such a pimp. The question is . . . why aren't you making out with the hot one? Never claimed to be a pimp, i just have fun. Um they are all hot? Which one would be the "hot" one in your opinion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 00Smurf Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 The real question is, why is the Xbox 360 on? Using Media Center extender to play music from my pc and out put visualizations to the projector. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v427/00Smurf/Post%20Stuff/ab5d1184.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stallion Motorsports1647545491 Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 yaega bombs. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w0c0DOLrsw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w0c0DOLrsw AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Is that a Dreamcast down there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 smurf has an awesome setup too...... im jealous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 00Smurf Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Is that a Dreamcast down there? yes it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 00Smurf Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 smurf has an awesome setup too...... im jealous thnk you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 It would be even better if you boarded up the window. Then hang your TV on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 00Smurf Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 It would be even better if you boarded up the window. Then hang your TV on it. hrmm good call i'll have to look into that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 So yes, I would just like to bang. SLAP So yes I would like to bang. Slap Ahhh fuck it. Something tells me the I just want to bang line does not work often. Wrong verbiage... "I'm not looking for anything serious right now. I wanted to let you know so that you dont get the wrong idea. I like you very much, I'm just still hurt a little from my last relationship. I need time to get to know who I am as a person before I take that step" Blah blah blah.... getting some stress free booty 2 hours later.... Congratulations!!! You now have a friend with benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Wrong verbiage... "I'm not looking for anything serious right now. I wanted to let you know so that you dont get the wrong idea. I like you very much, I'm just still hurt a little from my last relationship. I need time to get to know who I am as a person before I take that step" Blah blah blah.... getting some stress free booty 2 hours later.... Congratulations!!! You now have a friend with benefits. Didnt i see this on a episode of "true life"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmuckingham Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Wrong verbiage... "I'm not looking for anything serious right now. I wanted to let you know so that you dont get the wrong idea. I like you very much, I'm just still hurt a little from my last relationship. I need time to get to know who I am as a person before I take that step" Blah blah blah.... getting some stress free booty 2 hours later.... Congratulations!!! You now have a friend with benefits. Teach me Master Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 guys are always about some smooth moves to get a girl... just be honest. you dont want a relationship? just want to bang? tell her... either she goes for it or not, but either way, you both aren't wasting your time... Bingo. You'd be surprised how many dimes just want a "mainline". See: Fuck buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boost-n-Juice Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 I hope you are talking about me... http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/naughty.gif You know it, you sexy bitch! Seriously, give her my digits when she wants a real man. (I'll have to ask the wife for permission first though) ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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