Adam Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 to be open with the hot sister 3way idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Rex Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 I have to be able to shart on her loofa... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 Trust isn't something you require in a woman, it's something you should have for her unless she gives you a reason not to. I'd say a good requirement though, atleast for me. . . is sense of humor/personality. . . I have to be able to laugh with someone, and carry on a half-way intellectual conversation with them. This man is onto something. Trust SHOULD be a given, though of course its not always garanteed. As far as everything else quoted, its spot on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 I wish my wife knew how to cook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 He meant the dog in Family Guy Yep, one of the best lines in family guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 I have to be able to shart on her loofa... OMG am I the only one that got this joke, because it is easily the funniest comment in this thread by leaps and bounds. Kudos to you sir, brilliant! I'm kinda mad I didn't think of it first... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 I don't think I ever told her about the loofa story. She probably wouldn't find it very funny though. "Loofa" should be your screen Name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Removed Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 honesty. on a side note give great noggin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Rex Posted March 9, 2008 Report Share Posted March 9, 2008 OMG am I the only one that got this joke, because it is easily the funniest comment in this thread by leaps and bounds. Kudos to you sir, brilliant! I'm kinda mad I didn't think of it first... I cant beleive I actually remembered that post . That post was one of the funniest things Ive ever read on here though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 +1 on the loofa name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Ambition, trust, or desire....can't choose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
93toNV Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 sandwiches, video games, blowjobs, beer, cars, football, sex. in no particular order. not that hard. notice girlfriends arent on the list. ha! oh, and columbus racing is on the list OMG you totally understand me!!! LOL This is the perfect example of a typical guy. I would want a woman to understand and respect these things too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Get a fuck buddy. You get what you want, without all the hastle of actually giving a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 I don't think I ever told her about the loofa story. She probably wouldn't find it very funny though. well judging by the clues given it sounds like he shit on a girlfriends loofah. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. sounds like everyone knows it BUT her too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 OMG you totally understand me!!! LOL This is the perfect example of a typical guy. I would want a woman to understand and respect these things too! we do understand that. at least every girl i know. we just dont care sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 Yep, one of the best lines in family guy. thought lois said that. oops. guess i got to go watch a shit ton more family guy. oh wait i already do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted March 10, 2008 Report Share Posted March 10, 2008 You should probably just do a search for loofa. One of the best posts ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 You should probably just do a search for loofa. One of the best posts ever. Nope just search "taking a dump after a shower" Post #6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 She has to at least act interested when I'm talking about cars, sports and other shit. If she really is is just a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Overall good package. There is no one trait. Should be attractive, intelligent, have her shit together, financially independant, friendly, a good person, good to me, good in the sack, and someone worth bringing home to the parents. I wouldn't settle for anything less, and haven't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan218 Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 gotta be someone i can enjoy being around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 Nope just search "taking a dump after a shower" Post #6. :eek2: that is not only the grossest thing ive read in a long time but one of the most disrespectful things ive EVER heard. and TRUST is what he puts as the one thing he says should happen in a relationship. well most people would trust that the person they apparently love wouldnt shit all over their loofah and let them STILL use it! NO BLOWJOB TONIGHT OR I WILL THROW UP EVERYWHERE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T Rex Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 ...Hope you didnt get in trouble... again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archie Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 cooking skills, a tight butt, and some good puss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted March 11, 2008 Report Share Posted March 11, 2008 I don't know what to say..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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