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DKilbourne

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One of my co-workers came up to me this morning and told me that he saw something rather funny on the way home from work yesterday. He said he was stopped at a light where there were three lanes, the right lane ending a little up the road. Well a fart can equipped accord decided to test his luck against some kind of BMW. The kid in the accord hits it when the light turns and the guy in the BMW follows suit. Apparently this is a rather busy intersection and everyone is tired of people doing this. So, the two cars stay in it and when the lane is about to run out the accord decides to cut over on top of the BMW. The guy in the BMW has to slam the brakes so his doesn't get hit. The guy in the accord proceeds to slow down and piss of the BMW driver even more. Well, the road curves to the right and they are out of the guys view for a couple of seconds. Then the guy I work with sees a nice cloud of smoke. He gets around the corner and sees that it is tire smoke from both of cars stopping rather quickly. Well the guy stops behind the two as the guy in the BMW is getting out of his car. The driver is roughly late 40's and is leisurely taking off his tie and then tosses it into the car. He then takes the dress shit down a couple of buttons and heads towards the accord. The punk in the accord then gets out and doesn't get the chance to finish what sounded like "Stupid f*cking old man" before the "old man" hits the kid in the nose, then repeatedly in the face about ten more times before the kid slumps to the ground against his car. The old man then turns towards his car, straightens his shirt, and gets in. He then puts it in gear and drives off as if nothing ever happened. My co-worker then ponders whether or not to help out, then decides to also drive around. He said that the kids face was as red as a stop sign at that point and looked to still be out of it. I wonder if it was anyone on here. I guess the kid might think twice about trying to start sh*t with other "old men" from now on.
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So the Accord beat the bmw? I'd be mad too.

Who said the guy in the BMW was even getting on it? It's funny how some of these ricers think people are actually racing them, just to not realize that their car is so slow it has to be run hard just to keep up with traffic.........

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i had a guy one time lock up his brakes in the middle of traffic and get out of his car and come back to mine and yell at me saying i was tailgating him for the past 8 miles i told him the road is only 2 miles long and i just turned on the street and never got close to him but i was still scared shitless lol i guessed he was on meth or something cause his face had lots of marks on it from scratching and it was near obetz hahahahah
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i had a guy one time lock up his brakes in the middle of traffic and get out of his car and come back to mine and yell at me saying i was tailgating him for the past 8 miles i told him the road is only 2 miles long and i just turned on the street and never got close to him but i was still scared shitless lol i guessed he was on meth or something cause his face had lots of marks on it from scratching and it was near obetz hahahahah

 

I pulled in my driveway once at like 2am and this Durango I was following (by like 4 car lengths on a 25mph road) stopped, reversed, and said "Hey buddy! Next time just call me up and I'll give you a ride in the back seat!" I told him thanks as it would save me a lot of gas. I am pretty sure he was drunk as his wife started telling him to shut the fuck up. I just laughed and went inside.

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