El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 I had to write several papers on a religion class I took this semester (Death and Immortality), culminating in one that asked me to write my own obituary, epitaph, and description of how you died. I think it reveals a lot about how you see your own life. Anyways, maybe this could be an interesting thread. Maybe not. I'll go first. Epitaph: "Get Money, Fuck Bitches" Ideal way to kick the bucket: Either literally die kicking a bucket, or die when I'm too old to be able to wipe myself in a stolen Lamborghini Countach (I would never dare to trash a better car) driving at full tilt up the Pikes Peak course and finally crashing off the side of the mountain as I cross the finish line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Bugatti Veyron, topped out at 250mph, cement wall, getting a blowjob from a hooker while doing a line off her ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Bugatti Veyron, topped out at 250mph, cement wall, getting a blowjob from a hooker while doing a line off her ass. totally forgot to mention its a lambo full of hookers that i just drove out of vegas with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 you guys forgot listening to waylon jennings "midnight rider" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 Sweet Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Epitaph: "Get Money, Fuck Bitches" LOL, classic If anybody else on here ever watched The Man Show, you might remember this... http://youtube.com/watch?v=2MI5CFE3biI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rally Pat Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 "Flaming Koenigsegg backwards through the pearly gates" - Jeremy Clarkson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Epitaph: Live fast,Drive faster Running from the police after i pass a cruiser at 105 on 71S,Hitting the nitrious and dieing in a ball of flames like in the fast and furious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 I'll have to think about this one. It's gotta be grand, of course. Honestly, I'd like it to be for something good, ie; saving someone, etc. Then, there's always the 'ol stand-by. Going out like Scarface. "Meet my little friend!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Karacho1647545492 Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Did i mention that the whole time i'm driving up pikes peak i'm shooting out the windows taking out Apaches and Blackhawks? i'm pretty sure I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 I'd like to have a Massive MI and just drop dead. Quick and semi Painless and no clue your end is coming. I just hope it happens after I get to see my grandchildren. Oh and my Epitaph is already done: He has laughed and he has cried He has fought and he has died He's just the same as all the rest He's not the worst, he's not the best -David Gilmour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 I've always felt I would not live to be "OLD" because I would die in a firery car wreck. So Thorne forgets his meds. He gets set off by someone upsetting him. Decides to play IRL GTA. 5 stars bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 I'd like to have a Massive MI and just drop dead. Quick and semi Painless and no clue your end is coming. I just hope it happens after I get to see my grandchildren. Oh and my Epitaph is already done: He has laughed and he has cried He has fought and he has died He's just the same as all the rest He's not the worst, he's not the best -David Gilmour Pink Floyd FTMFW Hmm... Not sure exactly how I'd like to die, but I know what I want to happen after.. 1st, cremate my body. It's stupid to pay all that money to have my corpse rotting in the ground. 2nd, no cryfest funeral. Take the money that would go towards a funeral and throw one big Cookout/Party for friends and family. Might as well have my death be an exscuse for a party. 3rd, spread my ashes on the Nurburgring. Just put my ashes in an open cannister on the tail of a Zonda F doing a fast lap of the Nordschlife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Did i mention that the whole time i'm driving up pikes peak i'm shooting out the windows taking out Apaches and Blackhawks? i'm pretty sure I did. Now, it sounds like you've just been playing too much GTA, lol. I agree with Draco about not being buried and wasting all that f'n money. I've always said, strap my dead body to a very slowly sinking pallet or some shit and push me off in the ocean. Stick a note to me saying, "If you can read this, push me back out to sea." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 My grandpa died whilst performing a massive Valsalva Maneuver.....on the pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Pink Floyd FTMFW Not sure exactly how I'd like to die, but I know what I want to happen after.. 2nd, no cryfest funeral. Take the money that would go towards a funeral and throw one big Cookout/Party for friends and family. Might as well have my death be an exscuse for a party. Kinda how I'd want mine to be. I'd also put in my Will to hire like 9 hot ass strippers to act sad and say they will miss my sex every night and tell everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
copperhead Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 oh yeah i forgot http://www.truckinohio.net/filedump/mike/4zasv9e.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhett Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Kinda how I'd want mine to be. I'd also put in my Will to hire like 9 hot ass strippers to act sad and say they will miss my sex every night and tell everyone :NOTE TO SELF: Hire Hookers for funeral to say they will miss my Sex!! Thanx for the great Idea... I love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Epitaph "Speak softly and carry a big stick" or "A good man". Ultimately I'd like to go out as a hero. I would rather die saving someone or serving in the armed forces, than die never having done something really meaningful. I don't want my death to have to do with a car or something retarded like that. If I can't go out in a heroic blaze of glory; I want to die of old age after being a good husband, friend, and father (possibly, I still don't like kids). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Heart attack while having sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Heart attack while having sex. I still remember being home alone while my mom and soon to be step dad went out. I was probably about 7 and was sneaking some porn (I liked girls at a very early age) that involved that exact scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
l36tols1 Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 While having threesome with Salma Hayek and Halle Berry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 2 women pleasuring me, firing off a M240B machine gun at 300 Al-Qaeda supporters/Democrats/People I hate, then running into the Iranian presidential palace with a nice full pack of M112 C4 with embeded ball bearings. Epitaph: GOT YOU GOOD FUCKERS! :American Flag: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Epitaph: Live fast,Drive faster Running from the police after i pass a cruiser at 105 on 71S,Hitting the nitrious and dieing in a ball of flames like in the fast and furious LOOK OUT, NAWWWWWWZZZZ!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mrhobbz Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 Pink Floyd FTMFW Hmm... Not sure exactly how I'd like to die, but I know what I want to happen after.. 1st, cremate my body. It's stupid to pay all that money to have my corpse rotting in the ground. 2nd, no cryfest funeral. Take the money that would go towards a funeral and throw one big Cookout/Party for friends and family. Might as well have my death be an exscuse for a party. 3rd, spread my ashes on the Nurburgring. Just put my ashes in an open cannister on the tail of a Zonda F doing a fast lap of the Nordschlife. When i go out I want to be cremated and my ashes stuck in a clown head cookie jar, and a big ass bbq, and some "homies pourin' dat drank." At least if you're cremated you know some asshole of a kid will never convert your skull into a bong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted May 10, 2008 Report Share Posted May 10, 2008 i wanna go peaceful in my sleep like my grandpa did. not screaming like the passengers in his car. seriously tho i dunno. i guess the ideal way to die would be something quick and painless. shot in the head? aneurysm in my sleep? if i was being executed, id definitely pick firing squad. i want a viking funeral too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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