Benner Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 I'm officially revoking my own man-card cause I just screamed like a little girl. Here it is http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/ManCard.jpg So anyway I was outside earlier throwing some bundles of brush away. Came in and was laying on the couch when I felt something move under my shirt by my belly button. I figured it was a June bug or something since they're always around the bushes I was cleaning out. So I lifted up my shirt and there was a fucking spider a "MONSTER SPIDER" about the size of a quarter spread out right over my belly button. I screamed like a little girl and flicked it off. It could've killed me, Luckily my estrogine fueled scream startled the big son of a bitch and I flicked him off and killed him before he could do likewise to me. took some pics before I finished the bastard off. http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/stupidspider.jpg http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/stupidspider2.jpg http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/stupidspider3.jpg http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/stupidspider1.jpg Summary: I'm a little girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Massie02GT Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 I screamed like a little girl when I looked at the pics. So...uhm...I guess I have to give up my card too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 I would've had a beer with it, that's how much of a man I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Melanie Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 That would have made me scream like a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 poor fellow, he was just as scared of you as you were of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted August 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 BullShit!! He was ready to viciously attack my belly button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Damn spiders. I would have done the same thing. Scream, flick, kill, and flush. I can't even accept when there is a dead spider in the trash, has to be flushed away, far away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Burn that damn thing before I find where you live and do it for you. Holy shit I hate them. Evan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 That would have made me scream like a man. Your sigmakes my pants tight!! Oh and I hate spiders too, keep that shit out of Delaware man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
01sentrase2.0 Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 nice size spider. i was out frisbee golfing yesterday and stumbled upon this nice web. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d106/2001sentrase/p_00046.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuinqua Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 lmao!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2wheels4 Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Hmmm... I'm gonna have to say that screaming like a girl upon finding large arachnids in ones belly button is quite excusable. You can keep you man card, for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHaze Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Spiders are vicious. We best ban them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Hmmm... I'm gonna have to say that screaming like a girl upon finding large arachnids in ones belly button is quite excusable. You can keep you man card, for now. You're wrong. Mail in your man card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Corrected for my reaction..... Damn spiders. I would have done the same thing. Scream, flick, kill, and flush....but never tell it on the interweb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sol740 Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 LOL ... I was playing xbox a couple years back and felt a tingle on my forehead, but in the midst of an intense gaming session I refused to take my hand off the controller. Than I felt it move to top of my nose, still ignoring it. Next thing I see a rather large wolf spider right on the tip of my nose. I froze first, than dropped my controller and swatted at my face. Worse part, the little bastard went flying but managed to live, and I saw him scurry off. I kept "feeling" it crawling all over me the rest of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 We used to have wolf spiders out at my last house in the country-ish. We'd catch them and put them in a glass jar so they could do battlez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Oh and I hate spiders too, keep that shit out of Delaware man I've got the man eating spiders out at my house. We had these big mofo's in Iraq. Used to put them in MRE boxes with a scorpion for a death match. Good times http://www.camelspiders.net/large-camel-spider.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 omg.... i shouldnt have come in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brrcats Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 holy fuck, thats the biggest spider i've ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thorne Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 Hahahaha, Weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco-REX Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 I'm ok with most spiders. But I've got a vicious sense of personal space when it comes to creepy crawlies. If one of them gets near me, I'll flick it away. If one gets ON me, it's D-E-A-D dead. No mercy. For those that are squeamish, I've got a good story for you. A long time ago I was living ata house that had a backyard shed for tools and such. In the middle of winter I went into the shed to get something, I don't remember what though. I opened the door and a spider, like some sort of tiny Tarzan, swung down and hit my face. That was shock enough, but when it landed on my face it suddenly discovered a nice warm place to hide. Yup, it ran right UP my nose! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 I'm officially revoking my own man-card cause I just screamed like a little girl. Here it is ManCard So anyway I was outside earlier throwing some bundles of brush away. Came in and was laying on the couch when I felt something move under my shirt by my belly button. I figured it was a June bug or something since they're always around the bushes I was cleaning out. So I lifted up my shirt and there was a fucking spider a "MONSTER SPIDER" about the size of a quarter spread out right over my belly button. I screamed like a little girl and flicked it off. It could've killed me, Luckily my estrogine fueled scream startled the big son of a bitch and I flicked him off and killed him before he could do likewise to me. took some pics before I finished the bastard off. http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj32/Formula98/stupidspider.jpg Spider Spider Spider Summary: I'm a little girl A common orb weaver. I think Neoscona species. Don't know the specifics. Too many varieties for a quick observation. They're a nocturnal species and consume vast amounts of nighttime insects. They are practically harmless to humans. They generally hide at night, taking their webs down; even consuming them if they aren't finding enough insects to eat. During the day, there are a few species of wasps that will attack and paralyze them to bury in a hole with an egg. Keeping the spider alive and paralyzed until its young can eat the fresh "meat". I've seen these spiders quite a bit bigger than the one you have pictured when I lived in Texas. I've seen these things build webs big enough to cover whole bay windows and I've even drove a truck through one that spanned across an entire dirt road. The fucker was huge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted August 20, 2008 Report Share Posted August 20, 2008 nice size spider. i was out frisbee golfing yesterday and stumbled upon this nice web. http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d106/2001sentrase/p_00046.jpg Another common specie. The Grass Spider. They build those huge webs with a small funnel on the end. They're generally very shy and easily scared but with a blade of grass, etc and a light touch, you can fool them into coming out. The outer web isn't sticky and they make up for it with sheer speed once something's caught. They're pretty harmless to humans. I have a HUGE f'n web attached to a plastic pool and the side of the house right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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