mrblunt Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Im sure my wife will get fed up with me and divorce me before I am 30. God, took the words right out of my mouth. Except I turn 30 in 3 months. BETTER GET TO WORK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwkgto Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 lol this is a good thread,i like being single,there are some good women out ther,we all had moms... .lmao.J/K..hard to find that perfect woman,ya know one that can do it all and have fun with you also.until then ill keep lookin and have my fun while im at it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 no reason to stop buying toys once you're married. i'm married, with twin daughters, and a third kid on the way---cars in my sig. told my wife i'm getting a new car this coming summer. i was looking at LSX swapped rx7's, but my wife hates them---and said "i'd rather you get a z06 vette than an rx7". stay tuned, i'll bump this thread from death this coming summer, when i'm cruising around with my 4th muscle/pony/sports car. and my wife simply does not like my hobby. never goes to car shows, etc. etc. if you marry the right person, you'll be happy. having kids is a lot of work, but has added so much fullfillment to my life. Dude your next purchase is a Mercury Cougar and you know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 guess this is where i belong..... in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 I'm 24 and single. Close enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DTM Brian Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 32 and never been married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 This thread delivers. My wife is a toy Same here. Well, I am married to a girl.... but I am single for the guys I knew you were gay. Just became single 1 hour ago. Hopefully nobody finds the body. Do you need to borrow the shovel? Tell me where the body is while it's still warm. Wow. Im sure my wife will get fed up with me and divorce me before I am 30. Ditto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HAOLE Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 This is the male version of an Old Maid thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Im sure my wife will get fed up with me and divorce me before I am 30. Then I will move in and marry her and give her that good stuff that she has been missing being with you and then I will make a thread about how sweet it is to be married to a hot piece of arse. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bowdown.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Then I will move in and marry her and give her that good stuff that she has been missing being with you and then I will make a thread about how sweet it is to be married to a hot piece of arse. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bowdown.gif Cold blooded I will go back to being married and avoid commenting on this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 hahaha she's going to take both of you for HALF WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Then I will move in and marry her and give her that good stuff that she has been missing being with you and then I will make a thread about how sweet it is to be married to a hot piece of arse. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bowdown.gif Bunny Ranch style. Quoted befor a trip at sams house. "If you cant get it done I will" Bunny ranch team Member. It wasnt me... lol Fuck I still say some of the best relationships were the ones where it just lands in your lap. Not while your out trying to find a compatible girl. Either way I may get married but NO kids. I want too much formyself... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Either way I may get married but NO kids. I want too much formyself... IByouhavesamsanalbabies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LuGie Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Any other single guys contemplated getting snipped? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 sam. I will pay to get her to cheat on me....lol. Saturday is her bday party in Mynt VIP that would be a good time for you to try Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Any other single guys contemplated getting snipped? Yes. Won't tell a soul when I do it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Fuck I still say some of the best relationships were the ones where it just lands in your lap. Not while your out trying to find a compatible girl. I can agree to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Any other single guys contemplated getting snipped? Yep. Somebody mentioned in class the other day that they have a newer, even less invasive procedure they can do. Wasn't paying attention to her, so I didn't get the details. The less cutting on my nuts they do, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 Yes. Won't tell a soul when I do it though. . "You're pregnant!?!?!?!" :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 IByouhavesamsanalbabies I heart anal babies. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bowdown.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 I heart anal babies. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/bowdown.gif YES :bangbang: And Shanton hit it on the head. If you were LOOKING for a realtionship, chances are it wont work. Nor should it- what kind of sad fuck is "looking" for love? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 getting married is for suckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 YES :bangbang: And Shanton hit it on the head. If you were LOOKING for a realtionship, chances are it wont work. Nor should it- what kind of sad fuck is "looking" for love? I work too hard to make my self happy and for some bitch to just hang off my dollar. I always l;ook for love when racing you Cleveland folk, BTW next year we will be traveling together and your boys are goin to Detroit ChiTown Toledo Indy With us. We are spreading hate everywhere next racing season. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted October 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 what kind of sad fuck is "looking" for love? I just got off the personal ads from craigslist. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/hsugh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 I just got off the personal ads from craigslist. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/hsugh.gif this thread is hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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