ImUrOBGYN Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Call her back, she needs to know she's diabetic. lol What a great thread. I remember being freaked out for a half second the first time I experienced this. I remember the woman feeling a bit embarassed, but since I had such an excellent poker face, the moment passed quickly. This was still no way as much of a suprise as when a woman stuck her finger in my ass the first time while fucking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblunt Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Jesus you guys share way too much information on a public forum. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 lol What a great thread. I remember being freaked out for a half second the first time I experienced this. I remember the woman feeling a bit embarassed, but since I had such an excellent poker face, the moment passed quickly. This was still no way as much of a suprise as when a woman stuck her finger in my ass the first time while fucking. what do you mean first time? you let girls do this often? nevermind I don't want to know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 614Streets Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Ok heres the deal because I know the pron biz. like said above its a fact the woman fills up on regular h2o and squirts it out for the shoot. shoots are "cut". But besides that interestingly enough it does happen. One time I took a woman to a hotel , she smoked some 420 and I popped a viagra and hit it like a soilder and she did the niagra falls from it. Weather that shits pissing or not I don't know I didn't get my degree from silicone valley in h2o sports but with some I saw that. Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotCarl Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 I fucked a girl once and she was a squirter. Not so much a squirter more of a 'dribbler'. Kind of an odd feeling when your hittin it like a champ and have this eary wet sensation running down your leg. After I while i would only do her in the shower, i got tired of constantly doing laundry and washing my sheets. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturg1647545502 Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Call her back, she needs to know she's diabetic. Haha. Beat me to it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty2Hotty Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Beat it like a cop. It happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wnaplay1647545503 Posted November 8, 2008 Report Share Posted November 8, 2008 Thats just nasty. I'm into some freaky shit, but thats just nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimmel1647545512 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 It is indeed awesome, makes me feel like I did something right, I mean I bought a mustang and modded it instead of finishing the big block Buick GS in my garage so I have to make up for that mcsteak somewhere.. amirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 google cytheria and check that out...theres no way in hell it can be real, but wtf its crazy...even if its water, how the fuck does it go so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stimmel1647545512 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 google cytheria and check that out...theres no way in hell it can be real, but wtf its crazy...even if its water, how the fuck does it go so far havent you ever farted and thought "damn that was pretty awesome" imagine if that was able to be seen with the naked eye prob would go pretty far right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 havent you ever farted and thought "damn that was pretty awesome" imagine if that was able to be seen with the naked eye prob would go pretty far right? LOL at your analogy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAWDAD Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 havent you ever farted and thought "damn that was pretty awesome" imagine if that was able to be seen with the naked eye prob would go pretty far right? around the whole room!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tbutera2112 Posted November 9, 2008 Report Share Posted November 9, 2008 havent you ever farted and thought "damn that was pretty awesome" imagine if that was able to be seen with the naked eye prob would go pretty far right? you must have never seen the videos of her....she launches the shit like 10 feet NWS!!!! http://www.megarotic.com/video/?v=19SH2H43 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Best thread on CR. Couldn't let everyone else miss it. Kevin Approved. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/banana2.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
verse Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 i got tired of constantly doing laundry and washing my sheets. Good times. Yeah that does get old after a while, but I married the girl so I can't really complain too much. It gives you a sense of accomplishment, like you know she got hers so you don't feel bad when you know you could get yours a lot quicker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 Best thread on CR. Couldn't let everyone else miss it. Kevin Approved. http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/banana2.gif Thanks!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 For the longest time I thought that shit was pee pee... you have to experience it first hand. I once had a girl squirt in my mouth, it tasted sweet. So you enjoy a good pissing in the mouth? Interesting. Wanna hang out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 havent you ever farted and thought "damn that was pretty awesome" imagine if that was able to be seen with the naked eye prob would go pretty far right? *Off topic but still must share* I found out a while back that the stink from a fart is actually air born particles of fecal matter. So whenever you smell a fart you are actually breathing in their shit. Its fuckin ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 triplet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sciongirl Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 edit: i dont even want to be in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 edit: i dont even want to be in this thread. lies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted November 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 I've never had a squirter.....life fail! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rch10007 Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 What's fucking hilarious about this thread is all the self proclaimed experts suggesting you have to hit this and rub that to get a woman to orgasm! I can make a woman orgasm by just whispering in her ear. You don't have to hit or rub anything. With most women, it's mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted November 12, 2008 Report Share Posted November 12, 2008 What's fucking hilarious about this thread is all the self proclaimed experts suggesting you have to hit this and rub that to get a woman to orgasm! I can make a woman orgasm by just whispering in her ear. You don't have to hit or rub anything. With most women, it's mental. Wow. You're so amazing man. You should make a documentary about yourself so we can all see how cool you are. Seriously. I want to see it. I am thoroughly impressed by your abilities and charisma with the ladies. Is this you? I found this on Google. I think it might be you giving whisper eargasms. Let me know if this is you so I can print it out and hang it on my wall. THX! http://www.sendapantygram.com/images/page_images/random_side_bars/pantigram_whisper_man.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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