Sam1647545489 Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 uhhhhh the party was weak sauce cause both nights no one called me back so I stayed at work and made the cakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and you act like you call me to party but all in all I pulled the stick and move both nights so it was good I call you all the time, dont lie on the innernets.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/ugh.gifhttp://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif Is that Berrian? I think he's triple-covered. You know what? Fuck it. I'm throwing it downfield. Yeah, I see Jones open on the flank. But fuck that. Dumpoff passes are for faggots. I'm fucking Sexy Rexy Grossman. I can get that ball in there. And, even if I can't, I bet I'll be able to pull it off the next go round. I like throwing the ball long. It makes my dick hard. What's that? I should throw a quick slant? Fuck that. That's gay. Button hook? Gay. Flare out? Gay. Screen pass? Kevin Spacey gay. This is fucking football. You can't just expect wins to come to you. You can't massage that shit. You gotta grab that game by the throat and rape the ever-loving shit out of it. You think a 5-yard out is gonna win you a game? You're a pussy. This ain't John Shoop running this offense. Sexy Rexy's got the arm. The dragon. You gotta unleash the dragon. Okay, I'm throwing it. Nice. Look how far it went. I look good. I bet I made that Pats cheerleader wet her panties with that throw. She fucking wants me. I bet she likes it over a stair railing. I can hit that with 100% accuracy, my dear. Mmmmmm. I am delicious. Oh shit. Looks like Samuel caught it. Again. Oh well. It still felt fucking great to throw that shit. Tell me that wasn't one of the prettiest passes you ever saw. You know what? Not only am I gonna throw it long the next time we hit the field. I'm gonna throw it even longer. Harder. You see that kid in wheelchair sitting in the end zone bleachers? I'm gonna nail him right between the fucking eyes with a Sexy Rexy fastball. Why? Because I can. This is Rex Grossman we're talking about here. We're talking 210 lbs. of twisted steel and sex appeal. I'm not just a gunslinger. I'm a cumslinger. Throwing that ball long tells all the Rexettes that I am fucking out there. On the edge. Where I gotta be. The ladies love the danger. The unpredictability. Oh, maybe I'll tease them with a pretty touch pass every now and again. But then I'm gonna go right back to pumping that ball out for all it's worth. It tells them I throw like I fuck. That's how we do things in the sexy business. Tell me you're not turned on right now. I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 I have a raging clue right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 I must say, there is nothing better then having a god damn baby killer laying on the floor next to your bed snoring its fucking head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 I must say, there is nothing better then having a god damn baby killer laying on the floor next to your bed snoring its fucking head off. mount some fucking lazers on that bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 This is to much for me to handle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 This is to much for me to handle Sissy, go get prestons trans off of 270. I saw that shit still laying there today on my way home from work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 His trans is on the side of 270? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 His trans is on the side of 270? Yes go get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 i saw one of his transmissions on 315 dude has been putting in work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Where! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
,,,,,,comma,,,,,, Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Im gonna start a business picking up his trannys on the side of 270 and 670 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 3rd and flag fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 ahahaha jesus fucking christ they suck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 270 and 315. Its laying in the middle of the median. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 bonus points if you find both halfs of the input shaft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 ahahaha, fuck it i'm going deep just happend picked BITCH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 LOL interception with a flag.. imagine that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 finally a flag on the fucking niners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 They still wont score a td Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 in for 4 failed attempts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 There is 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 They still wont score a td :werd: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 in for fumble ran back for niners td Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 zomg td cards in for missed 2pt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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