kenny Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Twistedrx7 said: So you can burn it to the ground? I dont think so. It would be better on fire than it is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Twistedrx7 said: So you can burn it to the ground? I dont think so. Wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 kenny said: It would be better on fire than it is now. /thread.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Your right kenny. Guess that is why i said it is an ugly ass body kit. go figure. Now if your done guess you can go back to talking about bear sex with trowa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nitrousbird Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Smokey said: http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/ntnsracing_2025_185542365 The burnout kit is one of the only kits I've actually liked on FDs. I'd be interested to see how it looks in yellow. The wheels look a bit ghetto (and the front camber is a bit much IMO). Perhaps a few more pics would make/break that car. The $40/pair E-bay mirrors need to go BADLY. As for the yellow turd, just put the body back to stock. Seriously, it looks like shit. I'm sure the next ricer kit to go on it will look like shit too. Twistedrx7 said: So you can burn it to the ground? I dont think so. He didn't burn it to the ground........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Twistedrx7 said: Your right kenny. Guess that is why i said it is an ugly ass body kit. go figure. Now if your done guess you can go back to talking about bear sex with trowa. I'll move on to point out your horrid English skills. "You're right, Kenny" "Now if you're done I guess" etc. etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Twistedrx7 said: So you can burn it to the ground? I dont think so. LOL, you stupid fuck, get your facts straight before you try to flame me. And a burnt heap would be less eyesore than that abomination you have now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 The Grizzly should have known something was wrong when he saw the man walking alone across his domain. Or his instincts should have warned him in the way the creatures of the forest didn't run away. Instead the big male loped forward, challenging the human. It waited quietly for him.. Something was wrong. He tried to stop, to turn and run, as his hackles went up. By then it was too late, the animal was caught like a fly in amber. He shuffled forward, and stood, looking down at the human. Paws touched, then pressed eagerly against upturned palms, and fingers opened, sliding between claws. Fleas, ticks, and lice fell from him like a waterfall. The shaggy head moved down slowly, almost shyly, to press black bears lips against human ones. Then it's paws moved up to the shoulders, as the bruin kissed the man hungrily, lust making the rounded ears twitch. Paws slid under the legs, lifted the robed one. Then he shuffled down to the nearby stream, carrying the male. Both washed in the cool water. Lay in the warm sun. Kissed again. Claws raked the grass, as a pink tongue teased dark nipples into hardness, then moved down to lap at a leathery ball- sack. His tulip-shaped cock was straining in full erection, and the creature moaned with desire, testicles swelling in the cloying warmth of the human's mouth. Letting them fall gently out, he licked on the red stalk, and pulled on the back of the bruin's thighs. The huge animal lifted his legs, locking fore- paws onto hind ones, as the man caressed his furry buttocks. Something warm and slick rubbed against his tail. The bear snorted when a finger probed his puckered anal ring, his tail lifted out of the way. Then a thicker organ wanted entrance. The Grizzly moaned, as the male sucked on his penis, while a cock slid into his virgin anus. Both hands ran through the hair on his sides, and chest, the suction on his maleness fanning his desire, the gentle, but thorough buggering driving the animal crazy. Growled, thrusting back at him. Balls were caressed, swelled to twice their size, then lurched, as the cock-head which was being stroked by throat muscles, flared, spouting bear-cum. A gasp, as semen splashed into his guts, making the bruin grit his teeth. The man lay on him rubbing the furry stomach, and sides. Then slowly pulled free, and washed off in the stream. The Grizzly watched with impatience. When the man came out of the water, he grabbed the wet buttocks. Digging his claws into the fleshy muscles, the animal shoved his nose into the still fragrant thatch of hair. A tongue slid out, caressing the man's testicles. It played with them, rolling them in their sack. The eyes focused on a pole, tapping his snout. He grabbed it with a paw, stroking it. It swelled, and jerked, pre-cum oozing out of the slit. The bruin grunted, lapping at the fat, plum-colored tip. Re-grasping the pawful of ass, he swallowed the maleness. Drooling on it, the creature munched gently on the man's cock. It expanded in the warmth, then as the buttocks quivered in his paws, spat a sticky wad of semen. It slid along his tongue, helped along by another sweet glob. The animal gobbled the spunk hungerily, wanting more. Claws wrapped themselves around the slick meat, pulling on it, coaxing still more out. The Grizzly sat, fangs clasped on either side of the flared head, and slapped his tongue across it, still jacking on the small, but tasty piece of maleness. At last, it could lure no more of the wonderful liquid out, and the animal swallowed the last nugget. Then went down to the stream and drank, The man rubbed his ears, and bending down, again pressed his lips to the rubbery ones. They parted company, but the Bear remembered. Passed the knowledge down to other Bruins. Many a young lad got his first taste of sex by walking in a certain part of the woods, to a certain stream. There, all he had to do was part with his pants, and a bear would come along, to remove all vestiges of lust from the man.. Some did their work so well, the youth was loathe to leave. And instead became wild animals themselves. Others returned, but were forever changed by their experiences. Some say every spring, the Bears, and their lovers return to the water, and reenact their first meeting.. Again, and Again. So the next time you see a Male Bear holding his hind paws, remember; He may just be showing off for peanuts, Or he may be asking you for something bigger.. The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 I did it just for you. Figured i would give you something else to bitch about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Johnny Bravo said: LOL, you stupid fuck, get your facts straight before you try to flame me. And a burnt heap would be less eyesore than that abomination you have now. I know IPS did it Don't be too serious, it is just the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 kenny said: I'll move on to point out your horrid English skills. "You're right, Kenny" "Now if you're done I guess" etc. etc. He doesn't understand English, and regular letters and sentences and things like that are lost on him. Rather, he best communicates through the use of shapes, figures, and bright colors, like irregularly-shaped yellow body kits. For instance, instead of typing to him to say, "Hello, you're fucking retarded," post this: http://www.zcentre.co.uk/shop/images/body-kit-4-d-jpg.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Twistedrx7 said: I know IPS did it Don't be too serious, it is just the internet. Don't try to backpedal now, Bitch Boy. You opened your yap and now we're going to see just how much of your foot we can cram into it. Wait, hold on, just so that you understand what I'm saying: http://www.carbodykitstore.com/images/mitsubishi-eclipse-full-body-kits.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 LMAO... oh shit my bad, http://www.ricedrides.com/gallery/bmwrice.JPG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 http://assets.speedtv.com/images/article_assets/825/825113/825113_lrg1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 LOL, thanks for proving my point - the one you posted is actually more aesthetically pleasing than the one in your sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 http://i36.tinypic.com/2us8l0p.jpg I don't know what that means, but I know that I mean it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 And, by the way, it's awesome that you actually think someone's car burning up is comical. Let me guess, you also think it's hilarious when cars get vandalized? Do us all a favor and stop breathing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Wait, let me make this clear: http://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/2005-talk/46057d1212865390-rk-sport-body-kit-mustang1.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Like i said don't take it personally. As i am not taking all these pictures to heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosted98gst Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Is this yellow rx7 fast? times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 http://i36.tinypic.com/2us8l0p.jpghttp://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/2005-talk/46057d1212865390-rk-sport-body-kit-mustang1.jpghttp://www.ricedrides.com/gallery/bmwrice.JPG NOW WHAT????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 And this one is for kenny as i know he loves Guy on Guy http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02T399o8Cj0Yb/358x283.jpg?center=0,0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Sam said: http://i36.tinypic.com/2us8l0p.jpghttp://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/2005-talk/46057d1212865390-rk-sport-body-kit-mustang1.jpghttp://www.ricedrides.com/gallery/bmwrice.JPG NOW WHAT????? Are you saying you want your Bmw to look like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twistedrx7 Posted November 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/2055/yorkricer2gq.jpg Or this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boosted98gst Posted November 25, 2008 Report Share Posted November 25, 2008 Im not even trying to offend anyone its not my car, im just wondering because ive yet to see a fast rx7 here in columbus. EDit i take that back with a rotary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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