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Nitrousbird Newbie

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http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/ntnsracing_2025_185542365

 

 

The burnout kit is one of the only kits I've actually liked on FDs. I'd be interested to see how it looks in yellow.

The wheels look a bit ghetto (and the front camber is a bit much IMO). Perhaps a few more pics would make/break that car. The $40/pair E-bay mirrors need to go BADLY.

 

As for the yellow turd, just put the body back to stock. Seriously, it looks like shit. I'm sure the next ricer kit to go on it will look like shit too.

 

So you can burn it to the ground? I dont think so. :eek:

He didn't burn it to the ground........

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kenny Enthusiast

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Your right kenny. Guess that is why i said it is an ugly ass body kit. go figure. Now if your done guess you can go back to talking about bear sex with trowa.

 

I'll move on to point out your horrid English skills.

 

"You're right, Kenny"

 

"Now if you're done I guess"

 

etc. etc.

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The Grizzly should have known something was wrong when he saw the man walking

 

alone across his domain. Or his instincts should have warned him in the way the

 

creatures of the forest didn't run away. Instead the big male loped forward,

 

challenging the human. It waited quietly for him.. Something was wrong. He

 

tried to stop, to turn and run, as his hackles went up. By then it was too

 

late, the animal was caught like a fly in amber. He shuffled forward, and

 

stood, looking down at the human. Paws touched, then pressed eagerly against

 

upturned palms, and fingers opened, sliding between claws. Fleas, ticks, and

 

lice fell from him like a waterfall. The shaggy head moved down slowly, almost

 

shyly, to press black bears lips against human ones. Then it's paws moved up to

 

the shoulders, as the bruin kissed the man hungrily, lust making the rounded

 

ears twitch. Paws slid under the legs, lifted the robed one. Then he shuffled

 

down to the nearby stream, carrying the male. Both washed in the cool water.

 

 

 

Lay in the warm sun. Kissed again. Claws raked the grass, as a pink tongue

 

teased dark nipples into hardness, then moved down to lap at a leathery ball-

 

sack. His tulip-shaped cock was straining in full erection, and the creature

 

moaned with desire, testicles swelling in the cloying warmth of the human's

 

mouth. Letting them fall gently out, he licked on the red stalk, and pulled on

 

the back of the bruin's thighs. The huge animal lifted his legs, locking fore-

 

paws onto hind ones, as the man caressed his furry buttocks. Something warm and

 

slick rubbed against his tail. The bear snorted when a finger probed his

 

puckered anal ring, his tail lifted out of the way. Then a thicker organ wanted

 

entrance. The Grizzly moaned, as the male sucked on his penis, while a cock

 

slid into his virgin anus. Both hands ran through the hair on his sides, and

 

chest, the suction on his maleness fanning his desire, the gentle, but thorough

 

buggering driving the animal crazy. Growled, thrusting back at him. Balls were

 

caressed, swelled to twice their size, then lurched, as the cock-head which was

 

being stroked by throat muscles, flared, spouting bear-cum. A gasp, as semen

 

splashed into his guts, making the bruin grit his teeth.

 

 

 

The man lay on him rubbing the furry stomach, and sides. Then slowly pulled

 

free, and washed off in the stream. The Grizzly watched with impatience. When

 

the man came out of the water, he grabbed the wet buttocks. Digging his claws

 

into the fleshy muscles, the animal shoved his nose into the still fragrant

 

thatch of hair. A tongue slid out, caressing the man's testicles. It played

 

with them, rolling them in their sack. The eyes focused on a pole, tapping his

 

snout. He grabbed it with a paw, stroking it. It swelled, and jerked, pre-cum

 

oozing out of the slit. The bruin grunted, lapping at the fat, plum-colored

 

tip. Re-grasping the pawful of ass, he swallowed the maleness. Drooling on it,

 

the creature munched gently on the man's cock. It expanded in the warmth, then

 

as the buttocks quivered in his paws, spat a sticky wad of semen. It slid

 

along his tongue, helped along by another sweet glob. The animal gobbled the

 

spunk hungerily, wanting more. Claws wrapped themselves around the slick meat,

 

pulling on it, coaxing still more out. The Grizzly sat, fangs clasped on either

 

side of the flared head, and slapped his tongue across it, still jacking on the

 

small, but tasty piece of maleness. At last, it could lure no more of the

 

wonderful liquid out, and the animal swallowed the last nugget.

 

 

 

Then went down to the stream and drank, The man rubbed his ears, and bending

 

down, again pressed his lips to the rubbery ones. They parted company, but the

 

Bear remembered. Passed the knowledge down to other Bruins. Many a young lad

 

got his first taste of sex by walking in a certain part of the woods, to a

 

certain stream. There, all he had to do was part with his pants, and a bear

 

would come along, to remove all vestiges of lust from the man.. Some did their

 

work so well, the youth was loathe to leave. And instead became wild animals

 

themselves. Others returned, but were forever changed by their experiences.

 

Some say every spring, the Bears, and their lovers return to the water, and

 

reenact their first meeting.. Again, and Again. So the next time you see a Male

 

Bear holding his hind paws, remember; He may just be showing off for peanuts,

 

Or he may be asking you for something bigger..

 

 

 

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Dr. Pomade Newbie

Dr. Pomade

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I'll move on to point out your horrid English skills.

 

"You're right, Kenny"

 

"Now if you're done I guess"

 

etc. etc.

 

He doesn't understand English, and regular letters and sentences and things like that are lost on him. Rather, he best communicates through the use of shapes, figures, and bright colors, like irregularly-shaped yellow body kits.

 

For instance, instead of typing to him to say, "Hello, you're fucking retarded," post this:

 

http://www.zcentre.co.uk/shop/images/body-kit-4-d-jpg.jpg

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Dr. Pomade Newbie

Dr. Pomade

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I know IPS did it :rolleyes:

 

Don't be too serious, it is just the internet.

 

Don't try to backpedal now, Bitch Boy. You opened your yap and now we're going to see just how much of your foot we can cram into it. Wait, hold on, just so that you understand what I'm saying:

 

http://www.carbodykitstore.com/images/mitsubishi-eclipse-full-body-kits.jpg

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Twistedrx7 Newbie

Twistedrx7

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http://i36.tinypic.com/2us8l0p.jpghttp://www.allfordmustangs.com/forums/attachments/2005-talk/46057d1212865390-rk-sport-body-kit-mustang1.jpghttp://www.ricedrides.com/gallery/bmwrice.JPG

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOW WHAT?????

 

Are you saying you want your Bmw to look like that?

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