Duff1647545513 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 fucker was in the middle of the bike path here in London when I was walking my dogs. never seen one like it before The pic makes it look kinda flat, but it's ass-end was pretty fat and round. I didn't even step on it because I was afraid to. fuck spiders. http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m165/Jduffey/spider.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 I didn't even step on it because I was afraid to. fuck spiders. But you laid your cell phone next to it!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cordell Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 I'd of stomped on that fucker. I hate spiders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted December 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 But you laid your cell phone next to it!? nope, made the girl i was with lay it there and take the picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Not being able to handle spiders is ok. Making a woman do it is not. You man card has only been suspended you can pick it up in 7 days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 ha, look at the little guy. remember he is more afraid of you then you are of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mallard Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Probably some sort of Orb Weaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 It's a golden garden spider, spiders freak me out but those make really cool webs, i found one at my cousin's house when i was a kid and that's what they told me it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Probably some sort of Orb Weaver http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/big-prize.gif Not commonly referred to as that, though they are orb weavers. Round the states, they're just "garden spiders" or "corn spiders". I once walked through a web and had one on my face for a second. Life changing, that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Not commonly referred to as that, though they are orb weavers. Round the states, they're just "garden spiders" or "corn spiders". I once walked through a web and had one on my face for a second. Life changing, that was. You would of found me 3 miles away from the web crying in the fetal position had that happened to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Not being able to handle spiders is ok. Making a woman do it is not. Fuck that. +rep for getting her to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 http://school.discoveryeducation.com/clipart/images/big-prize.gif Not commonly referred to as that, though they are orb weavers. Round the states, they're just "garden spiders" or "corn spiders". I once walked through a web and had one on my face for a second. Life changing, that was. that happened to me once, life changing indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderboy Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Fuck that. +rep for getting her to do it. Seriously, I make my girl handle all that kind of shit, then again shes a country girl and can easily kick my ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duff1647545513 Posted December 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Fuck that. +rep for getting her to do it. I know, whats wrong with makin a woman do stuff? I'm sure as hell not goin near a spider like that. If she gets bit that's her problem then. And i'm safe with no spider bite:nod: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I remember in certain areas during the summer those things would get thick in the weeds. One every few feet. By the end of the summer, they're huge as shit. Slightly different species, however. You could put a cup in front of them, tap them into the cup from the other side and throw them in another web for the battle royale. Or it was just fun to walk though the weeds due to all the grasshoppers flitting about. One was almost always guaranteed to get caught. I've seen a small anole get caught by one before. Well, it was already caught when I saw it. This is the species down south. This isn't a full grown spider, though. http://i.pbase.com/v3/48/95248/1/48116303.GardenSpider5.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mensan Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 All loves have to die - of that there's no help; My favourite way to end em' Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp Enters the female pudendum, Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck, Left for his rivals to curse it. He would rather die than not get to fuck: Personally, I reckon it's worth it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwNVE37BGVE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I had one of these in front of my house a couple years ago. http://i35.tinypic.com/3522j5c.jpg http://i36.tinypic.com/ok0meu.jpg its this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_aurantia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue98ls1 Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I had one of these in front of my house a couple years ago. http://i35.tinypic.com/3522j5c.jpg http://i36.tinypic.com/ok0meu.jpg its this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argiope_aurantia Had one almost exactly like that in my flower garden a year ago. I thought at first it was an almost dead flower because it was so big, then I got a closer look and screamed loud enough to make the entire neighborhood wonder what happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RMTC Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I have the same phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unfunnyryan Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I didn't even step on it because I was afraid to. fuck spiders. One of the things I absolutely hate about spiders is female spiders. Why? They are generally larger. Ever step on a spider, and have tons of baby spiders run out of? Disgusting shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbird Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 One of the things I absolutely hate about spiders is female spiders. Why? They are generally larger. Ever step on a spider, and have tons of baby spiders run out of? Disgusting shit. That just made me cringe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I believe there was one at the courtyard at work. Very cool. Watched the web just kinda...grow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGRE Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 pansies. just kill it and move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Science Abuse Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 pansies. just kill it and move on. Pussy! I say feed it and watch it grow. Maybe it'll grow large enough to take out birds like its Australian cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Pussy! I say feed it and watch it grow. Maybe it'll grow large enough to take out birds like its Australian cousin. I hate killing spiders for the wife. I want the big spiders to hang around and eat all my other annoying bugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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