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Jizzle Juice

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So my friend works at a hospital. And she was telling me a guy came in the ER with Wet noodle http://secure.poolcenter.com/images/wacky_noodles.jpg

in his ass! So they told him they would have to remove his colon and he said no because him and his wife uses it still!! So the more they tried to pull it would go further!! weird! i kno Disgusting i kno!

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ive seen:

x2 cigar tubes(seperate incidents)

oust air freshner bottle

shampoo bottle

a rusty butane bottle you refill a lighter with. he was smart enough to duct tape the plasic top on.

 

Bag of crack with 1500 in cash(not small bills)

A homeless guy had his war vet, need you change god bless sign up his ass. when we asked him why he put it up there, he said he ran out of room in his pockets

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ive seen:

A homeless guy had his war vet, need you change god bless sign up his ass. when we asked him why he put it up there, he said he ran out of room in his pockets.

 

 

That's what I'd do to if I ran out of room in my pockets. LMAO

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