GonneVille Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Stay the fuck away from me. No, I do not want to race you. Your kitted out, primered-up, fart-piped, piece of shit with a bone-stock motor doesn't interest me in the least. It's nowhere near fast enough for me to bother with you. For the few Civic owners that have actually bothered to open your hood and do something under there, I still don't want to be bothered with you. You have chosen a vehicle that places you in a community of dumbfucks. Call me a bigot, but I'm not gonna bother taking the time to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are one of the few worthy people among the sea of stupidity. For the vast majority of Civic owners, the ones who have never modified your car, or seen it as anything more than A-B transportation; Hurrah for you, that you do not harbor the delusion that your car is the Adonis of automobiles. Now, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE LEFT LANE IF YOU'RE GONNA DO 50 ON THE FUCKING FREEWAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Dude... You drive a Park Avenue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Dude, I might run across a slow-moving Park Ave every couple of days. I see at least 50-100 Civics a week, and 99% of them fall into the types I just listed. I am forced to come to the conclusion that, it really is true what they say; Only an idiot would buy a Civic. Because it seems that only idiots DO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 I don't own a Bonneville. You do realize that makes you look very silly, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Stay the fuck away from me. No, I do not want to race your Trans Am. Your LS1 having, t-tops off, loud exhaust, piece of shit with a "stock" motor doesn't interest me in the least. It's nowhere near slow enough for me to bother with you. For the few Trans Am owners that actually have not modded their cars, I still don't want to be bothered with you. You have chosen a vehicle that places you in a community of young fucks. Call me a mustang owner, but I'm not gonna bother taking the time to give you the benefit of the doubt that you are one of the few worthy people among the sea of import tuners turned domestic muscle car drivers. For the vast minority of Trans Am owners, the ones who have never modified your car, or see it as A-B transportation; Hurrah for you, that you actually harbor the delusion that your car is a good daily and handles well in snow. Now, GET THE FUCK OUT OFF THE RIGHT LANE IF YOU'RE GONNA DO 80 ON THE FUCKING FREEWAY! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 :funny: See? This guy understands me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Stay the fuck away from me. No, I do not want to see your smiley pointing up. Your yellow, finger pointing, green with a tongue sticking out animation doesn't interest me in the least. My post was nowhere near funny enough to deserve a smiley pointing at it. For the few smiley user that actually use them properly, I still don't want you to post them. You have chosen from the same list we all fucking see all day long. Call me a smiley hater, but I'm not gonna bother taking the time to click on "more" to select the smiley I actually want to post. For the vast minority of members that do not use smileys; Hurrah for you, that you actually harbor the delusion that you are too good to put a smile after a post like you have never laughed in real life. GET THE FUCK OUT OFF THE COMPUTER IF YOU'RE GOING TO POST SMILEYS AND SLOW DOWN MY OLD ASS COMPUTER WITH YOUR GIFS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 It's like a damned national holiday for stupid Civic drivers out there today. I was bopping around town all day running various errands, and I swear, every time I looked around, I saw a Civic doing something stupid, rude, dangerous, or various combinations of the three. Old lady doing 50 in the left lane: Civic Stupid kid blowing by at 95 on 270 near Sawmill: Civic Blond blowing red light 5 seconds after it turns: Civic Mullethead dragging muffler through pothole and losing it: Civic Guy in a suit, yacking on cellphone: Civic Dumbass drifting forward while fumbling in back pocket for wallet at McD's drive thru: Civic I could go on...Instead, I'm going to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 It's like a damned national holiday for large penis's out there today. I was bopping around town all day running various errands, and I swear, every time I looked around, I saw a large penis involved in something stupid, rude, dangerous, or various combinations of the three. Old lady doing a black guy in the left lane: large penis Stupid kid blowing a jewish guy: large penis Blonde blowing 3 guys for the 5 seconds I watched at a red light: large penis Mullethead drag queen losing its pants due to not having a belt: large penis Guy in a suit, wacking off while on a cellphone: large penis Dumbass drifting forward because his male part got stuck on the gas pedal at McD's drive thru: large penis I could go on...Instead, I'm going to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GonneVille Posted January 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 I'm not "making fun of", I'm "bitching about". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TA In Progress Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 I am willing to bet that I have been behind more people going slow in the left lane driving a Buick than a Honda. But I'll try and stay out of your way as I am driving my non-modded, 38 MPG, bone stock DD Civic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadz89GTA Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 I'm not "making fun of", I'm "bitching about". You are a weird looking creepy old guy, no I will not have sex with you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadz89GTA Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 You are a weird looking creepy old guy, no I will not have sex with you... Btw its not a Bonneville it's a Park Avenue and it is SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Btw its not a Bonneville it's a Park Avenue and it is SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW so is 13.4 @ 104 Mines even slower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Do us all a favor and look up the definition of irony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chadz89GTA Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 so is 13.4 @ 104 Mines even slower Might be 13's but it's still faster then creepy old guy machine up top bitching about Civics -=P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverAudiMike Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Pure humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XChris1632X Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 I don't know, making fun of Civics is so 2001'ish. I agree 100%. We have all been over this too many times. I think by now you realize that is something you just have to deal with and at the same time it is not near as bad as it was. P.S. Now we are dealing with all those fucking Subaru's;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 You are a weird looking creepy old guy, no I will not have sex with you... Are you talking about me? If not, will you have sex with me? I will give you car parts like I did Brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
koolrayz Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 I am willing to bet that I have been behind more people going slow in the left lane driving a Buick than a Honda. But I'll try and stay out of your way as I am driving my non-modded, 38 MPG, bone stock DD Civic. QFT I have an 06 civic and I am sick and tired of dodging Park Avenue's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8 Beast Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 Are you talking about me? If not, will you have sex with me? I will give you car parts like I did Brian. Its a trap! A better 60' is the worth shame you will feel when he dresses you up like a school girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 while trailering my car yesterday i had a civic rev his motor at me...why i ask you why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 while trailering my car yesterday i had a civic rev his motor at me...why i ask you why? So did you run him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 I drive an integra... What bitch what?!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted January 6, 2009 Report Share Posted January 6, 2009 I drive an integra... What bitch what?!?!?! was that you??you are right it was an integra but same thing in my eyes.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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