coltboostin Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 No matter how hot a chic is, its not as exciting after you hit it? The more chics that play hide the penor a week, the more work it is. The less fun it becomes And Why does EVERY fucking stripper have some sort of issue? Is there not one normal stripper outside of work? Fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farley Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 :nws:http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/hot-reality-girl-soccer-demotivational-poster.jpg:nws: TRUTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin R. Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 :nopics: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 A normal stripper? How much blow did you do before making this post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linc5.0 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 A normal stripper? How much blow did you do before making this post? +1, they are strippers because of the fact they are fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 No matter how hot a chic is, its not as exciting after you hit it? Does it really matter? I mean you've already gotten the prize, finished the race, beat the game... Time to try another. The more chics that play hide the penor a week, the more work it is. The less fun it becomes You're not doing it right. And Why does EVERY fucking stripper have some sort of issue? Is there not one normal stripper outside of work? Fuck So you really believe that girls strip to pay their way through College? Or that they're only doing it for a little bit to get back on their feet? Come on, I expected that from someone else, but not YOU! There are no "Normal" strippers. Strippers are strippers for a reason, let them do their job and leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 The OP knows better then to make this post I cant believe a self proclaimed pimp would even post this. Try and save face and edit your post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Its not satisfying anymore because you may want something deeper. (lol, commence jokes) All strippers have issues/are psycho. That's why they're willing to show tits/give grind sessions for quick cash. God love em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orion Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 gotta agree with the others here, being a stripper is like being a alligator wrestler. takes a certain kind of crazy to do it. i imagine there arent many "normal" pornstars, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 No matter how hot a chic is, its not as exciting after you hit it? Agreed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Pomade Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 No matter how hot a chic is, its not as exciting after you hit it? The more chics that play hide the penor a week, the more work it is. The less fun it becomes And Why does EVERY fucking stripper have some sort of issue? Is there not one normal stripper outside of work? Fuck Plus ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 its not the same until you find one better than you. then the game is on. they are a stripper for more than finacial reasons to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Does it really matter? I mean you've already gotten the prize, finished the race, beat the game... Time to try another. You're not doing it right. So you really believe that girls strip to pay their way through College? Or that they're only doing it for a little bit to get back on their feet? Come on, I expected that from someone else, but not YOU! There are no "Normal" strippers. Strippers are strippers for a reason, let them do their job and leave it at that. You dont understand-I miss sleeping in my own bed. By my fucking self. I really do. Im at the point were Im talking to 6 chics-3 of which are strippers (at the same club no less). The 2 are dirt-hot, but dirt. One is a smart fucking girl, book smart, street smart, and will rape you at Chess. But, she smokes pot 4 times a day. WTF The other 3 are normals that are comfortable seeing me once a week. At this point, if I miss a day-I miss someone till next week. I actually feel used-im not a fucking fuck machine. It gets old, seriously fucking old. I Miss workouts, Im missing school, I cant touch a car. For what? Pussy?! Im in a personal porn vortex I cant get out of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam1647545489 Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 One is a smart fucking girl, book smart, street smart, and will rape you at Chess. But, she smokes pot 4 times a day. http://forums.offtopic.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Im in a personal porn vortex I cant get out of. One of the better lines ever posted here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Damn the days of hooters girls and strippers, best summer ever RIP 2002, Colt, slap bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quick35th Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Im in a personal porn vortex I cant get out of. That sounds like heaven to me Shane Glynn Motorsports Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesthetic_Influx Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 Because JP - most of the fun of the game is the chase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 13, 2009 Report Share Posted January 13, 2009 You dont understand-I miss sleeping in my own bed. By my fucking self. I really do. Im at the point were Im talking to 6 chics-3 of which are strippers (at the same club no less). The 2 are dirt-hot, but dirt. One is a smart fucking girl, book smart, street smart, and will rape you at Chess. But, she smokes pot 4 times a day. WTF The other 3 are normals that are comfortable seeing me once a week. At this point, if I miss a day-I miss someone till next week. I actually feel used-im not a fucking fuck machine. It gets old, seriously fucking old. I Miss workouts, Im missing school, I cant touch a car. For what? Pussy?! Im in a personal porn vortex I cant get out of. 3 strippers? = no 2 hot dirt = probably not 1 smart chick = best choice If it were my choice I say go with the smart one. Sex should not be your top choice over things like sleep, working out, school etc. If you are missing school because of sex you are addicted. You should seek help at this point. I feel the same way about alcohol. You can drink all you want but if it interferes with life then you need to get help and quit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 1 smart chick = best choice If it were my choice I say go with the smart one. The smart one has been stripping for 2 years and smokes a QP a week! The problem is I cant say no. At first it was great, for the first week. Now its seriously work. I may as well punch in when I leave the car. I cant even keep track of all the lies, and its starting to wear on me. Call me EMO-but I need to just move to Vegas and call it a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 The smart one has been stripping for 2 years and smokes a QP a week! The problem is I cant say no. At first it was great, for the first week. Now its seriously work. I may as well punch in when I leave the car. I cant even keep track of all the lies, and its starting to wear on me. Call me EMO-but I need to just move to Vegas and call it a day. Oh I didn't know the smart one was a stripper. Well it is up to you what you want to do. If you want my honest opinion it is not worth it if you are running yourself into the ground. If you go to vegas the same thing will probably happen. Only good thing about it is you probably won't see that person ever again in your life. Oh and you are EMO for sharing your emotions with us all but that doesn't bother me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coltboostin Posted January 14, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 And to top it off I just went outside and there is 2 feet of snow on top of my fucking RX-7. Fuck Cleveland. Someone slap a bitch at Kahoots for me tonight... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neonkiller Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 And to top it off I just went outside and there is 2 feet of snow on top of my fucking RX-7. Fuck Cleveland. Someone slap a bitch at Kahoots for me tonight... Next time your in town we can do that simutaneously, Sorry I didnt get bacj to you,School and work ahs been owning me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Main3s Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 The smart one has been stripping for 2 years and smokes a QP a week! The problem is I cant say no. At first it was great, for the first week. Now its seriously work. I may as well punch in when I leave the car. I cant even keep track of all the lies, and its starting to wear on me. Call me EMO-but I need to just move to Vegas and call it a day. I don't get how it can be that hard!? You're obviously tired of it, you're no longer interested... just stop going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted January 14, 2009 Report Share Posted January 14, 2009 Next time your in town we can do that simutaneously, Sorry I didnt get bacj to you,School and work ahs been owning me. What're you going to school for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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