RedRocket1647545505 Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 I was the white guy with the black jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cell phone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster. I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well. So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace! :bangbang: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jelloman4571647545499 Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 LOL awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farley Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 and this is why i am getting my CCW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Funny stuff, I doubt it happened ... but I hope it did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 i know thats probably a joke, but the instant you take the guys phone, shoes, and wallet, you are an armed robber and no better than him. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodRed Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 LOL, yeah that was pretty funny, but once you demanded his stuff, you became the same as him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTQ B4U Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 i know thats probably a joke, but the instant you take the guys phone, shoes, and wallet, you are an armed robber and no better than him. not in my eyes....at that point, I wouldn't consider myself and armed robber.....I'd consider myself a man with a CCW and a slightly vendictive edge. Fuck the bad guys. There are no rules in warfare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 i know thats probably a joke, but the instant you take the guys phone, shoes, and wallet, you are an armed robber and no better than him. Hope this was said to get more of a reaction then anything cause if not your just ignorant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ISpoolOldSchool Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 sounds like some noob got pwned. what city of craigslist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocket1647545505 Posted February 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 sounds like some noob got pwned. what city of craigslist I'm pretty sure it's just a made up joke. No city. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devils Advocate Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 not in my eyes....at that point, I wouldn't consider myself and armed robber.....I'd consider myself a man with a CCW and a slightly vendictive edge. Fuck the bad guys. There are no rules in warfare. You seem to have some pretty hardass ideals for a 40 year old IT drone from Dublin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaSSon Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 i know thats probably a joke, but the instant you take the guys phone, shoes, and wallet, you are an armed robber and no better than him. Disagree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 The way I interpreted it the phone, shoes, and wallet were left at the scene. Maybe he dropped them when he was scared. It doesn't sound like the gunner demanded anything. But the story is too good to be true. I still could see this happening in real life though. Don't bring a knife to a gun fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Hope this was said to get more of a reaction then anything cause if not your just ignorant. disregarding the bolded irony... so him pulling a knife and trying to take your money is bad, but when you pull out your gun and take HIS money, thats somehow different? the gun is to stop the threat. thats it. not to take his wallet and use his credit card to buy gas. if a cop walked up at that moment and saw dude holding a gun, and other dude with shitty pants handing over his wallet and cell phone, looking terrified, whats that gonna look like? armed robbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 (edited) The way I interpreted it the phone, shoes, and wallet were left at the scene. Maybe he dropped them when he was scared. It doesn't sound like the gunner demanded anything. thats true. but i dunno... dropping your wallet, cell AND shoes? how the fuck do you even drop your shoes in the first place? sounds more like he became the aggressor after the mugger ceased to be a threat. a CHL is too much responsibility to risk losing on doing something stupid like this. the thing to do would have the mugger kiss the ground until the cops showed up. or have just shot him as soon as he pulled the knife that probably would have been best. personally, i dont draw my weapon unless i plan on using it. not to mention, antigunners think we are all like this anyway, and that story just reinforces it. but like i said before, its probably fake anyway. Edited February 1, 2009 by cptn janks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cptn janks Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 just to be clear... people who prey on innocents are scum - but if i have to draw or use my gun its going to be in defense of my life. not to take the robbers shit and use his money for myself. at that point it is not self defense anymore. its robbery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach1647545520 Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 I would laugh my ass off if I saw something like that happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 disregarding the bolded irony... so him pulling a knife and trying to take your money is bad, but when you pull out your gun and take HIS money, thats somehow different? the gun is to stop the threat. thats it. not to take his wallet and use his credit card to buy gas. if a cop walked up at that moment and saw dude holding a gun, and other dude with shitty pants handing over his wallet and cell phone, looking terrified, whats that gonna look like? armed robbery. thats true. but i dunno... dropping your wallet, cell AND shoes? how the fuck do you even drop your shoes in the first place? sounds more like he became the aggressor after the mugger ceased to be a threat. a CHL is too much responsibility to risk losing on doing something stupid like this. the thing to do would have the mugger kiss the ground until the cops showed up. or have just shot him as soon as he pulled the knife that probably would have been best. personally, i dont draw my weapon unless i plan on using it. not to mention, antigunners think we are all like this anyway, and that story just reinforces it. but like i said before, its probably fake anyway. Don't try and correct my incorrect use of a single word when you did not capitalize anything in all of your all mighty rambling. Honestly the guy more then likely made up the entire story. If the story was simply man shoots mugger. Nothing more would be said. Get off your soap box. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 haha thats awesome. bet he wont be mugging anyone else soon... might as well take his crap to teach him more of a lesson IMO.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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