Putty Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 through my yard. Little young punks. Live on the street behind me, so they walk through my yard to get to the street in front of me to do whatever the hell they do. I've come out several times and said.."listen lil fella, dont come thru here". The other week the bastards walked between my house and the neighbors. I'm watching TV and right past my window they walk. I fly outside...."Hey!!!! dont walk through my yard!!!!" Each time..."sorry, sorry". I told them I said listen....if I'm in here in the night and see you walk past my window like that, i'm going to think you're a creeper. I dont take too kindly to creepers...."sorry sorry". OK, you say get a fence. Wont help. They can still walk beside it and up through the yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro1647545510 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Claymore? Or trip wire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/cosmicvariance/files/uploads/getoffmylawnunbrand.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerrodh Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Large dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 get some type of threatening looking dog and let it out when they go through your yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Then that's another mouth to feed. More shit to clean up..more bills, more of more shit I dont wanna deal with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I bet they are trying to peep on your Shela, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceGhost Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Water sprinkler on some sort of remote control, equals wet mad passers by. Keep in mind anything you do will most likely get your house egged, TPed, or whatever the youngings are doing today, like spraying it with 9mm frag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRed05 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Non-lethal claymore ftw http://www.defensetech.org/images/TRAD.jpg http://www.defensetech.org/archives/cat_lesslethal.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Water sprinkler on some sort of remote control, equals wet mad passers by. Keep in mind anything you do will most likely get your house egged, TPed, or whatever the youngings are doing today, like spraying it with 9mm frag. Paintball gun. /thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KillJoy Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Shoot one? KillJoy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramsey Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q27/MeowHiss/you-gonna-get-raped.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaddyBuiltRacing Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Talk to their parents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODoyle Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Talk to their parents? Thats where I was going. You could put a no trespassing sign and when they do it call the police and put a scare into them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prettyprix Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 I like the paintball gun idea if you don't want to get a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot_wire Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Thats where I was going. You could put a no trespassing sign and when they do it call the police and put a scare into them. My tax money pays for the police and they have so much better stuff to do than deal with bullshit like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 See...there's really no reasonable solution to this matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwashmycar Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 shotgun.. then just explain nicely that youll fvcking kill them if they set foot on your lawn ever again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPLN SUX Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 My tax money pays for the police and they have so much better stuff to do than deal with bullshit like this. lol, you dont pay taxes, you get refunds, shut up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 If you don't want to get your shit fucked with when you're not around the safe bet is to tell them it's cool as long as they don't screw with anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 http://blog.mlive.com/projectmayhem/2009/01/large_Clint-Eastwood-453.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kenny Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Or break their legs, but people cry if you hurt children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 http://www.everythingusb.com/usb_bb_gun_12416.html END OF THREAD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 looks like we are building a fence come this spring then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Putty Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Lets be real. I can't shoot, puch, stab or kick them. Better yet harm them in anyway. The Gran Torino idea is great and I could make that happen, but, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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