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Hey dumbass.

 

GO TO THE GYM ANYWAYS.

 

Then if she asks why you didn't answer her calls why you were at the gym tell her you were out planning a surprise. Voila, meal and sex and she'll never be the wiser.

 

Key to a healthy relationship is lies.

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Hold on Hold on! if I remember correctly wasn't she actually saying it was cool for you to go to the gym Saturday when we were up there this past Wednesday?

 

Yep! I don't get it either. One day it's cool the next day the reality of having to work kicks in and all of a sudden she wants me to wait at home. I don't really care, I'm still going and she can get over it after work. See you there at 11:00!

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Hey dumbass.

 

GO TO THE GYM ANYWAYS.

 

Then if she asks why you didn't answer her calls why you were at the gym tell her you were out planning a surprise. Voila, meal and sex and she'll never be the wiser.

 

Key to a healthy relationship is lies.

Oh' I'm not going to lie about it. I'm just going to go. Screw it, I'm not doing anything wrong so why should I lie or make up bullshit? She's not mad at me for going to the gym shes made that she has to work while I'm having fun without her. This is just her way of telling me she's upset. 6 years and I've learned that, but I still don't know why she doesn't just say what she wants/ means. Women!? :confused:

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I'm staying away from letting anything develop into a relationship with girls these days though. My life hasn't been this stress free in years!

 

I don't know what it is with women (yes, ALL women - including any girl on here that is going say they've never had "crazy girl" moments) that makes them turn that way but from past experiences, I decided I'm not getting myself in that kind of mess for a while.

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I've been married for nearly 20yrs and will throw in my two cents....

 

 

 

Rule 1

Everything has to be their idea. You need to start getting what you want by letting her make the call. Ask for insight on what to do, where to go, what she might consider good ideas for when she's at work and house sitting. Make like you need her help and appreciate her advice while at the same time, miss not being with her. Don't over-play it, but work the game man.

 

You don't have to take the advice, but asking and looking to her for insight with a slant towards her needs will get you laid more often.

 

 

 

Rule 2

Understand it's not about you. This will help prepare you for when you have kids and it's really not about you any more.

 

Sure she's going to be pissed...this is America....V-Day is for her not you. Women all over expect us to make the decisions here.....or make them with their input....see Rule 1 above.

 

Combine her insight and direction with a thought of your own. What you did is put it back on her and being a women she's never going to tell you what she really wants. You know that....that's why there are books and sitcoms about this shit. You'll never figure a woman out so you've got to master the game.

 

Remember, those who ask the questions are in control, not those who answer them.

 

 

 

Textbook response.

 

 

 

Good attempt, but you just provided her an option without knowing if she even wants it. My wife would see that as a typical guy way out to stay home, watch a movie and expectation of sex. No-go-bro....she's going to want you to take her out to dinner, take her out to a movie, etc.....or at least ask her in such a way that you come off as willing to drive to NY to make her happy. If you want a porn star night, you've got to live the chick-flick guy part for said night.

 

 

 

Rub one out now, as if you don't fix this shit, you'll be with Rosey Palm on 2/14 and no sense in trying to fix it on while wired on testosterone.

 

 

 

Part of being a guy chasing tail.. Good luck.

THIS is acceptable?? This is a reasonable expectation of a relationship; to be constantly walking on eggshells? Guys have to play mindgames with women instead of talking like two rational beings?

 

FUCK THAT.

 

Happily single and staying that way.

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THIS is acceptable?? This is a reasonable expectation of a relationship; to be constantly walking on eggshells? Guys have to play mindgames with women instead of talking like two rational beings?

 

FUCK THAT.

 

Happily single and staying that way.

 

Women are naturally irrational. Some are cooler than others, some are easier but all are driven by they're emotion's. Thats why you can take the most down to earth, intelligent girl and she'll choose the one guy that treats her like shit. Its a matter of finding out how to treat and 'handle' the one your with. I prefer the strong arm approach. Im going to do what I want, when I want whether you like it or not. This doesnt work for everyone.

 

To the OP, do your thing and she'll do hers. If shes not over it by the time dinner is over then go out drinking. And hey, if that all fails Im pretty sure you've got a backup plan with Greasechick ;)

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THIS is acceptable?? This is a reasonable expectation of a relationship; to be constantly walking on eggshells? Guys have to play mindgames with women instead of talking like two rational beings?

 

Dude, that's life being single....read the original post. He's in the same boat.

 

Besides, it's not walking on eggshells. It's no different than dating..you have to know how to get what you want and it involves selling.

 

Women aren't rational when it comes to love and sex. Not unless they are trying to get pregnant.

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Women are naturally irrational. Some are cooler than others, some are easier but all are driven by they're emotion's. Thats why you can take the most down to earth, intelligent girl and she'll choose the one guy that treats her like shit. Its a matter of finding out how to treat and 'handle' the one your with. I prefer the strong arm approach. Im going to do what I want, when I want whether you like it or not. This doesnt work for everyone.

 

To the OP, do your thing and she'll do hers. If shes not over it by the time dinner is over then go out drinking. And hey, if that all fails Im pretty sure you've got a backup plan with Greasechick ;)

 

Oh and Draco, Tim's wife is a divorce lawyer so I think he's actually doing the smart thing by 'walking on eggshells' to keep her happy :)

 

Dude, that's life being single....read the original post. He's in the same boat.

 

Besides, it's not walking on eggshells. It's no different than dating..you have to know how to get what you want and it involves selling.

 

Women aren't rational when it comes to love and sex. Not unless they are trying to get pregnant.

 

Yup, I made the right decision. Fuck relationships.

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hopefully you sent flowers to work to show all her co workers how sweet you are and that you were thinking about her while she was working, and went to the gym anyway... but you should take her out.

v day is usually about the woman...

although i got my man a long stem rose box with his favorite beer inside along with some peanuts and chocolates... which i gave him before he ran out of the house to work.

i am probably getting nothing and he's working while i'm cleaning...

hope yours goes better than mine!!

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Yep! I don't get it either. One day it's cool the next day the reality of having to work kicks in and all of a sudden she wants me to wait at home. I don't really care, I'm still going and she can get over it after work. See you there at 11:00!

 

this statement alone should have just awnsered all your questions, just go ask her if its that time of the month lmao.

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