Celebrate St Patty's day sober.....

[Science Abuse]

How to celebrate St. Patrick’s day without drinking:

-Wave a musical instrument at a snake.

-Speak with an “ac’sint”

-Die your hair red…. all of it… yes, ALL of it.

-Shoot at something English

-Blow up something English (Like Triumph, no one will notice)

-Be shot at by something English

-Be blown up by something English

-Cuss in church

-Pick a fight with a Protestant

-Pick a fight with a Catholic

-Burn and effigy of John Delorean

-Power something with a potato battery

- Say "Fuckin' Bruges" throughout the day, for anything that's bad, inconvenient, or annoying. (if you don't get it, there's a movie you need to see)

 

Add to the list..........

Edited March 17, 2009 by Science Abuse

[kenny]

Be a gay.

 

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[Science Abuse]

Molest sheep

 

Yeah forgot about that one.

[thorne]

Become a Scientologist

[87GT]

Drink Guinness as soon as you wake up. Oh wait wrong list ^_^

[Science Abuse]

Drink Guinness as soon as you wake up. Oh wait wrong list ^_^

 

Bring a Guinness pint glass to work and fill it with black coffee, bonus if you can get foamy coffee.

[87GT]

OH shit I could do this I own an espresso machine. It makes milk foamy real quick LOL

[Rotarded1647545491]

OH shit I could do this I own an espresso machine. It makes milk foamy real quick LOL

 

The espresso crema alone should give you a guinness look. no need for milk "foam".

 

Crema: is one of the sure signs of a properly brewed shot of espresso (in non crema-enhancing machines) and is created by the dispersion of gases - air and carbon dioxide - in liquid at a high pressure. The liquid contains emulsified oils, and forms a dark golden brown layer resembling foam on top of an espresso shot.

[TheHaze]

Watch Boondock Saints....and then fap.

[Science Abuse]

- Say "Fuckin' Bruges" throughout the day, for anything that's bad, inconvenient, or annoying.

[Kevin R.]

Drink.

Because there is NO other way to celebrate St. Patricks Day.

[87GT]

The espresso crema alone should give you a guinness look. no need for milk "foam".

 

Crema: is one of the sure signs of a properly brewed shot of espresso (in non crema-enhancing machines) and is created by the dispersion of gases - air and carbon dioxide - in liquid at a high pressure. The liquid contains emulsified oils, and forms a dark golden brown layer resembling foam on top of an espresso shot.

 

Yeah but I don't have enough ESE pods to make a full cup of Espresso. Also that would give me a heart attack if I drank it

[Linc5.0]

too late been drinkin since noon.

[Science Abuse]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVClvMEQET8