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Hold the phone... 6'3... 200lbs... and the chick didn't have a scratch on her? There's an old saying that one of my drivers in Columbus used to use.. You treat a woman like a woman until she hits you like a man... then you whoop ass.

 

My girlfriend is only 5'4, about 135... but shes a brown belt, and lifts weights... and shes pretty strong. Now I know its bad to even think about beating up a woman, but if she ever felt froggy and connected a closed fist to the face... Id fucking maul her. She knows it too. And the way Vince looked... im pretty confident that Id'a left that bitch in a dumpster somewhere before looking half that bad.

 

ROFL!!!

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Hold the phone... 6'3... 200lbs... and the chick didn't have a scratch on her? There's an old saying that one of my drivers in Columbus used to use.. You treat a woman like a woman until she hits you like a man... then you whoop ass.

 

My girlfriend is only 5'4, about 135... but shes a brown belt, and lifts weights... and shes pretty strong. Now I know its bad to even think about beating up a woman, but if she ever felt froggy and connected a closed fist to the face... Id fucking maul her. She knows it too. And the way Vince looked... im pretty confident that Id'a left that bitch in a dumpster somewhere before looking half that bad.

 

AHAHA. YES!

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Hold the phone... 6'3... 200lbs... and the chick didn't have a scratch on her? There's an old saying that one of my drivers in Columbus used to use.. You treat a woman like a woman until she hits you like a man... then you whoop ass.

 

My girlfriend is only 5'4, about 135... but shes a brown belt, and lifts weights... and shes pretty strong. Now I know its bad to even think about beating up a woman, but if she ever felt froggy and connected a closed fist to the face... Id fucking maul her. She knows it too. And the way Vince looked... im pretty confident that Id'a left that bitch in a dumpster somewhere before looking half that bad.

 

I'm notifying the authorities.

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Hold the phone... 6'3... 200lbs... and the chick didn't have a scratch on her? There's an old saying that one of my drivers in Columbus used to use.. You treat a woman like a woman until she hits you like a man... then you whoop ass.

 

My girlfriend is only 5'4, about 135... but shes a brown belt, and lifts weights... and shes pretty strong. Now I know its bad to even think about beating up a woman, but if she ever felt froggy and connected a closed fist to the face... Id fucking maul her. She knows it too. And the way Vince looked... im pretty confident that Id'a left that bitch in a dumpster somewhere before looking half that bad.

 

lmao! :nutkick:

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