Joke of the day

[Rustlestiltskin]

So........... a guys driving down the highway and sees signs for food thats coming up in the next few miles. They all say: Hot Dogs - .50 cents, Burgers - .50 cents, Cheeseburgers - .50 cents, Fries - .50 cents, Nachos - .50cents, Handjobs - $50 dollars. After doing a doubletake, he decides he has to stop and see what the hell this is all about. So he pulls off the road to the small food shack. Theres only one girl working and shes drop dead gorgeous. "You the one who gives the handjobs?", he asks. "Damn right, and its worth every penny," she says. "Okay," he replies, "Go wash your fucking hands and make me a cheeseburger."

[FourString]

HA! I el-oh-el'ed.

[Kevin R.]

 

Didn't see that coming. Nice.

[Zach1647545520]

lmao that was good

[Rustlestiltskin]

+ reps are appreciated brotatoes

[Wonderboy]

Haha, thats a nice twist at the end.