that dude Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 ^^ damn casper thanks for the edu..and tips Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conn-e-rot Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 pigs are the mafia's favorite livestock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 (edited) And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".Brick Top Snatch Reference.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAQ3pNHwj4 Edited January 30, 2009 by jagr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12oclocker Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 I just got off the phone with my brother in law, I called the police, he's at the guys house now, and just told me the guy is going to be giving the money back. he's gonna call me back in just a few minutes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casper Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Brick Top Snatch Reference.YouTube - Snatch - Brick Top warns about Pig FarmersOne of my favorite movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagr Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 One of my favorite movies.Yep. Me too. Also <3 LSN2SB. for a sec. i was thinking it was Gary Oldmans character from "Hannible". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max power Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Pikers!! I fuckin hate pikers!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 [quote=max power;144881]Pikers!! I fuckin hate pikers!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarvismb Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Lock Stock is the tits.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 personally i wouldnt let anyone touch my money until the sale is final. why wouldnt dude just ride with him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXcrbXx Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Yeah. that's when you call the cops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12oclocker Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 I know, I wasnt there, I just loaned him the money until he got his income tax refund back cause he wanted this truck bad. Then he calls me up and tells me this crap while I'm sitting at work and cant do anything about it, but I guess he got it all sorted out, he got the kid to give him back 600, and he says he can fix the truck for 300, so I guess he's happy now. though I'm still pissed, I should have went with him, things would have played out differently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXcrbXx Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Well I'm glad everything worked out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 I know, I wasnt there, I just loaned him the money until he got his income tax refund back cause he wanted this truck bad. Then he calls me up and tells me this crap while I'm sitting at work and cant do anything about it, but I guess he got it all sorted out, he got the kid to give him back 600, and he says he can fix the truck for 300, so I guess he's happy now. though I'm still pissed, I should have went with him, things would have played out differently.Your brother in law is too nice. If the seller pulled some shit like that on me they would be giving me back all my money. A seller like that can't be trusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disclaimer Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Your brother in law is too nice. If the seller pulled some shit like that on me they would be giving me back all my money. A seller like that can't be trusted.+1, if the guy doesn't want to deal openly and honestly, then I wouldn't be dealing. It's worth waiting or shelling out a couple extra bones to deal with someone of good character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kawi kid Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 yea make sure you get a bill of sale for something just incase he does a temp fix and it blows up in a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cdubyah Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 (edited) I'd be pissin in that guys cheerios. Edited January 30, 2009 by Cdubyah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12oclocker Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Your brother in law is too nice. If the seller pulled some shit like that on me they would be giving me back all my money. A seller like that can't be trusted.I agree, he is too nice. I would have punched the guy directly in the face, lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmoosego Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".you guys are working too hard, throw the guy in a cement mixer for about a half hour the skin gets cooked off by the chemical reaction, making i.d. difficult then you just "pour" and finish.... that's how the Mob does it, and how many episodes of CSI does one need to watch to become proficient at killing??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 you should still probably crack his skull just my opinion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".The easiest way is a tree chipper. Gone in minutes and real soup like. Just make sure they're already dead so there's no screams. Also wear a rain suit because blood will spray all over you. Other than those negatives...it would make GREAT mulch! Teeth, bones, etc, are gone. Doesn't even look like a body anymore. Well, that's just what I would do if I was a murderer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Chief201 Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 I'd probably throw the body in an elevator shaft in detroit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaNick Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Travel the speed limit with the body in the trunk and drive to the east coast. When nobody is looking dump it in the Ocean. Most likely it will be fish food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OsuMj Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 hrm... remind me never to piss you guys off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXcrbXx Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 hrm... remind me never to piss you guys off.My thoughts indeed:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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