Jump to content

Huge douche gets owned at car show.....


vnmous04

Recommended Posts

Got this from SVTP. funny funny funny.

 

Ok so on a local car forum theres this idiot w/ a blue GTO and he is a huge tool he keeps talking all kinds of shit about all of our cars and how his is sick crazy fast, but anytime anyone wants to run him he says he'll only run for a 1000 bucks here are some cliffs:

 

factual information about blue GTO's with 1 lambo door (for all you noobs):

 

-18" 255 fusion tires hook very well

-it runs 7.5 @ 115 in the 1/8th

-it has NAWZ (in the front driver seat...)

-LS1's have titanium valves from GM

-It is okay to run the 1/8th, but LS1's blow up in the 1/4 because they can't handle the extra stress

-now it runs 7.5 in the 1/4

-drivers don't waste their time with kiddies in celicas and civics; will run for slips, but not $100, for that is chump change

-drivers need cops to escort them out of the local duffs

-gf's of drivers are really really hot

-he will run anytime, anywhere, but some other day

-we have no lives, and he is rollin in the cheese

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...