Benner Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course", comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Scotland", replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Scotland too! Let's have another round to Scotland." "Of Course", replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Scotland are you from?" "Aberdeen", comes the reply. "I can't believe it", says the first man. "I'm from Aberdeen too! Let's have another drink to Aberdeen." "Of course", replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Andrews", replies the second man. "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Andrews and graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?", he asks the bartender "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The MacClyde twins are drunk again." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffro Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 i lold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mopar Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I've heard that joke more times than I can remember. Re-lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benner Posted June 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 At least you lol'd a little. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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