Alex L. Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Fuck you. I'm sorry, but how does me driving respectably down the road in a MIATA signal that I want to race you, especially in traffic? This punk motherfucker driving a white Integra with red H badges on it, ITR wing, lowered a bit, thinking he's the next best thing pulls up next to me, gives me the look, taps the gas twice, and then takes off. I gave him a disgusted look and drove normally. He got slowed down in traffic and I ended up behind him. Captain D. Canoe continued these shenanigans, ultimately gaining a middle finger and faggy wave from me in the Miata. Is it just me, or are the ricers getting stupider and stupider as time goes on? Why can't Darwin act faster on these morons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tripleskate Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 They hit VTAK before Darwin can catch them, tricky bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 They hit VTAK before Darwin can catch them, tricky bastards. Darwin's got NAWS and a 2JZ, no shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sol740 Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Nah, they've always been retarded. Though lets not go huddling all Honda drivers together. I have a CR-V I'll race you in though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 I was referring to a select group of Honda drivers. Hell, I've been known to drive a CR-V as well, so I accept your challenge. We could do a dig, I know a place with a 2mi. or so long straight, so we could probably hit 60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Honda Drivers Fuck you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pontiacfreak142 Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 i know what you mean man. there is some kid in reynoldsburg with i think its a honda fit. its black with the red badge on the front to. He did basically the exact same thing to me as that retard did to you. except this retard sat behind me and bounced it off the rev limiter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Adam is king ricer. Gary, I read about that on the other site. I need to get my car tuned..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmrmnhrm Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 I gotta Honda, but unless someone hooks me up with 1.21 jiggawatts, I ain't goin' nowhere fast. But I will be flipping the bird to Dick Cheney and his oil sucking butt buddies the entire time I'm breathing your exhaust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farkas Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 I thought you wanted to race? My new integra is the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 I thought you wanted to race? My new integra is the shit. No way man, my CRX with LED windshield squirters is way faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Adam is king ricer. Fucking TRUTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimTaylor751647545500 Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Every time I drive my g/f's Element, I race everyone. I win like 89% of the time too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Fucking TRUTH Damn kids with their vtak and fart can exhausts Every time I drive my g/f's Element, I race everyone. I win like 89% of the time too. I win 93.467% in the CR-V, all with 3 beanie baby bears in the back (I wish I was kidding about the bears ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 There was a white integra with red badges that whooped the shit out of me a while ago.. granted my car is mostly stock, but still it was a quick little bugger. Nonetheless no reason to act that way in a Honda, or any car. There's a white one around here (not the one mentioned in the original post) that made me sad in the Lexus awhile ago. That's part of what sparked me installing the turbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Damn kids with their vtak and fart can exhausts Shouldn't it be standard to say VTEC followed by "y0"? I feel that I do not conform to the Honda community enough. I do not call a distributor a "dizzy" either so...yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 I wish I would have gotten next to him at the stop light so I could have yelled obscenities and then sat and grinned at him for the remainder of the light. That tends to fluster people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGGU Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 everyone knows that all miata's are fast............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drewhop Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 All I got from this post was a question. Why were you driving a Miata. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akula Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 I pulled into the Hilliard Home Depot yesterday and was almost in a head on collision with some moron in a SAAB going 50 thru the parking log. on a diagonal. I stopped easily because parking lot speeds are normally very slow. He swerved around me and kept driving. I had the adrenaline up and everything, I was pretty sure he was going to hit me. I guess I need to go over there and see if he works there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex L. Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 All I got from this post was a question. Why were you driving a Miata. Because I had to take my turtleneck to the cleaners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourString Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Because I had to take my turtleneck to the cleaners. ...just after leaving Starbucks, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Jones Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 I gotta Honda, but unless someone hooks me up with 1.21 jiggawatts, I ain't goin' nowhere fast. But I will be flipping the bird to Dick Cheney and his oil sucking butt buddies the entire time I'm breathing your exhaust http://s3.amazonaws.com/satisfaction-production/s3_images/44151/care_meter_inline.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87GT Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 You guies better watch out tomorrow. I will be driving in the beater with the sun roof open revving on all you fools. If you don't race me 3 roman candles shooting out the roof onto your car. What now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SRTurbo04 Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 god i wish i coudl rep you jones lol hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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