Gergwheel1647545492 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 NWS for language It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it. I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya. Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them. I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buck531 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'm calling the story bogus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slimpsy1647545505 Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Sounds like a pretty standard day to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Bruh Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 were you following me last night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinner Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I'm calling the story bogus. I'm calling it lame. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImUrOBGYN Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I seriously don't even know why I'm laughing. I was stoic throughout the whole read and when I was done, I just busted out laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hal Posted July 16, 2009 Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 Sounds like everyone on CR. Well, their e-personalities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gergwheel1647545492 Posted July 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2009 I seriously don't even know why I'm laughing. I was stoic throughout the whole read and when I was done, I just busted out laughing. I lost it at the 30,000 orgasims part. dunno why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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