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Me- so when you gonna let me hit that?

Her- OMG! you have a gf......and i know here!

Me-And?

Her-and its not gonna happen lol

Me:( so if i didnt would you?

Her-Omg im on a date

Me-What..... a date without me :( But really........would you?

Me-??

No response :(

 

I like this game its fun and i can do it and get away with it and say its a game on CR :D

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Me- so when you gonna let me hit that?

Her- OMG! you have a gf......and i know here!

Me-And?

Her-and its not gonna happen lol

Me:( so if i didnt would you?

Her-Omg im on a date

Me-What..... a date without me :( But really........would you?

Me-??

No response :(

 

I like this game its fun and i can do it and get away with it and say its a game on CR :D

 

lol I did the same

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me- so...you goin to let me tap that

her- ?

me- answers not questions

her- is this really chris and dont you have a gf or something

me-so?

her-yea. not interested

me- ouch, shut down

 

so apparently if they know you have a girlfriend it doesnt work. morals, who would have thought.

 

me- when u goin to let me tap that

her-no response followed by a phone call from an unknown number

on the phone

me-uh hello u need me jack u off

her-laughing who is this

me- the sexiest redhead you will ever meet who is this

her-trisha (whom by the way sounded like she was dtf)

me-what is your number

her-its 257-****

me- oh your not maggie sorry thought i was getting lucky tonight

 

f'n fail, guess i should try getting some new numbers or something i think if i asked though..... she might have let me tap that.

 

waiting on more replies

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I call dibs on Diana. She's mine.

 

my milkshake brings all the gingers to the yard.

 

Take 2

Me: Hey i got a question

Her: What?

Me: When you gonna let me hit that?

Her: Ive been trying, but your fucking car is always broke

Me: ... fuck you lol

 

this is win

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me: when can I tap that

wife: get off the internet Scott

me: what?

Wife: the guys at work told me about this game

me: so anyway can I?

wife: pull up some porn and leave me alone

 

I got odd looks when I busted out laughing in the office. This post FTW.

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so i texted my gf last night,

 

me: so when you going to let me tap that

her: umm...well when you say it like that...never.

Me: well fine then ill tell you about it later

her: oh yea? so.what, you're saying you dont want to have sex with me?

me: wanna find out?

her: i see what you did there.

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Me-you gonna let me tap that?

Her- is this from columbus racing?

Me-no why?

Her- cause rhett told me it was

Me- tell that bastard I hate him and he is no konger aloowed to sleep on my couch!

Her- really? Wow

Me- no I'm joking but bitter........ So when can I tap that?

Her- lol I'm gonna go ttyl....oh and I may be hanging with your girl tomorrow night.

Me- fucking girlfriend :(

 

 

 

Me-when you let me hit that?

Her-im on CR!

Me-and your point being?

Her-go get your pretzel playaaa lol

Me-oh well it was worth it ahaha

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Me-you gonna let me tap that?

Her- is this from columbus racing?

Me-no why?

Her- cause rhett told me it was

Me- tell that bastard I hate him and he is no konger aloowed to sleep on my couch!

Her- really? Wow

Me- no I'm joking but bitter........ So when can I tap that?

Her- lol I'm gonna go ttyl....oh and I may be hanging with your girl tomorrow night.

Me- fucking girlfriend :(

 

 

:D I love you Brandon... she was like ummm look at this text and I laughed.

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Me-when you gonna let me tap that?

 

Keith(turbospec29)-any time big boy! I'll bring the anal lube!

 

Me-don't forget the beads.

 

I'm thinking I might have to do this to my future roommate, but she might tell my girl haha so I'll have to do it to her first.

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